Before you start I know this isn’t really a Pit thread, I just figured what with the drastic increase in the percentage of slack jawed yokels currently clogging up the boards with their crap this thread could work both for us as a source of fun and for them as a sort of self-diagnosis book without them spreading to other forums. Lets give it a try, shall we?
You know you’re a Redneck if…
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Any member of your family has ever said “Hey, y’all, come an’ look at this afore I flush it”.
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You took out a second mortgage on your pickup.
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You can’t see what’s funny about King of the Hill.
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You can accurately draw your family tree with your eyes closed.
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Any member of your family is called Cletus and you DON’T make fun of him about it.
*** BONUS ***
5 things a Redneck would never say
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We don’t keep firearms in THIS house.
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I’m a vegetarian, no steak for me.
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Actually I thought Graceland was tacky.
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Tommy, leave your sister alone.
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Checkmate.
Ok, your turn now.