Aside to Havoc: I can’t tell you how embarrassed we were when our dickhead mayor called in the army for that snowfall last year. We’ll never live it down. Myself and countless others in the media tried to make it abundantly clear: The Mayor’s doing this because he’s a publicity hungry furniture salesman! We don’t need the army to clear the snow! The rest of the country already hates, don’t give them more reason! Alas it was not to be…
With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.
You’re truly Canadian when you know who Sandy McBuck is!
I urge all fellow Canuckuckleheads and would-be Canadians to check out Canadian World Domination HQ: http://www.standonguard.com/
Launcher may train without warning.
Ahem…Canuckleheads.
Launcher may train without warning.
Awww Droll, I dont hate any of you. Hell, I’d even loan you my shovel the next time you get a cm or so hehe… j/k… you are right it was a stupid political move, but then look provincially, we are equal… we have Klein and you have Harris, I think maybe they are twins separated at birth.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
I feel the need to point out that most of the OP applies to the state of Minnesota almost as much as good ol’ Canada.
See those stars over there? That is the Little Dipper. I’d show you the Big Dipper, but my zipper is stuck.
This thread is why I like canadians. They are funny people!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
You know you are from Canada when:
You are walking in -22 C (-8F) weather and you think it’s not too bad out.
You apologize when someone else steps on you.
You would drive 1 1/2 hrs and 100 miles (150 KM) for a Burger King burger, just for something to do.
You say you hate America, while you try to be as American as possible.
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
You know you are from Canada when the phrase you pick to complete the expression “As Canadian As …” is “possible under the circumstances”.
you know you’re an american when:
7 of your 29 facts about canada have to deal with snow. but i suppose sometimes repetitiveness is necessary when you don’t know what you’re talking about.
“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein
just wondering… what else would we do with the snow? if the military weren’t called in, who would clear it?
and no, this isn’t mel.
what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox
You only use one verb for describing all actions—Hork!!
Now is the time for all good men to come the the aid of their gazorninplatt.
Thanks for the sympathy CanadianSue. You got Ralph, we got Mike, and each of us thinks the other isn’t as bad off as we are. Ah, suffering in silence: The great Canadian pastime…next to hockey, of course!
With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.
ahhhhhh GO OILERS GO!!!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Canada is great! When I was growing up in extreme northern New York (the next person that says “oh, Buffalo?” is getting my foot up their ass, by the way), the greatest thing was making the 20 minute trip to Cornwall to drink when I was 19–or going to Montreal at 18. Not to mention the Tragically Hip concerts; still Cananda’s best kept secret.
Okay, I’m done kissing Canadian butt now.
What about sandals and socks? Aren’t all Canadians born with sandals and socks?
Oh, I’m gonna keep using these #%@&* codes 'til I get 'em right.
Ok, if you want to go Canadian:
www.canoe.ca
And Sue, as a loyal Edmontonian I have to also say…
GO OILERS GO!!! 
You know you’re Canadian when summer tourists show up carrying skis–and everyone else is sunbathing on the beach.
…when you show up in say, Branson in winter all gussied up with your swimsuits and sunblock–any everyone else is wearing parkas.
…when tourists approach you and happily quote endless dialogue from “Red Green”.
…when terrorist attacks threaten and Americans ask you how to disguise themselves as Canadians. (Carry signs saying, “GO OILERS”?)
Veb
A supposedly true thing from the Computer Stupidities page (I’m not looking at the actual thing, so I might reword it a little.)
Tech Support: Hello, how may I help you?
Canadian: Yes, I need to do {such and such}.
Tech Support: Okay, to get into that menu {or whatever}, just press Ctrl+A.
Canadian: …
Tech Support: Are you there?
Canadian: Alright, um, we pressed Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?
(okay, that one sounds fake, but it’s funny nonetheless.)
You’re a Canadian if you’re behind a bottle of beer in the summer and a snowblower in the winter.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.