You may ask God any three yes-or-no questions and have them answered. What do you ask?

In My Humble Opinion
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Are you the psychotic fruitcake that all available evidence suggests, given the actual existence of an all-powerful God?

C’mon, really?

Seriously?

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  1. Do you condone the use of religions?

  2. Is there an afterlife?

  3. Is it possible for humans to exceed the speed of light with a spaceship or other mechanical aid, survive the process, and make a round trip to a star 100 ly away and back with less than a year of time passing on earth?

1 is purely to get people to shut up about it already.
2 is sorta irrelevant, but I think it would help focus us better, regardless of the answer.
3 is just for my peace of mind, since I’d like to see mankind spread to every corner of the universe. Or at least to a few other planets.

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  1. When we die, will we automatically know everything?
  2. What will we do for eternity in Heaven?
  3. If we go to Hell, is it literally a lake of fire?
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Sorry, #2 isn’t a yes or no answer. This is too hard for me, I just woke up.

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It could be – it’s just that you wouldn’t understand the answer. Are you saing God can’t answer yes or no to it? Is this one of those large vs unmoveable conundrums?

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Wow. What a great opportunity! Here are my 3:

  1. Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone?

  2. Was there a real UFO crash at Roswell?

  3. May I go to the Rainbow Bridge and be a pet angel when I die?

Uh-oh. I can hear the answers now:

  1. I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.

  2. I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.

  3. Why do you keep asking stuff that I can’t answer unless I kill you?

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Me: Hello.
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: Don’t you know?
God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me: Why not? I already know my name.
God: Ambiguous: “Sure” or The explanation is rather complicated. Who told you?
Me: My mother.
God: Tell me more about your mother.

:smack: