…your shoes are made of Jews.
…you’re building V2 rockets in your basement with slave labor.
…you keep breaking into your Polish neighbor’s house.
…you’re the Pope.
Uh, wut?
If your intention is to criticize the current Pope generally or for something he’s just said on his trip to the U.K., you should link to a story on that.
But if your intention is humorous, I’m afraid you’ve just laid a rotten egg.
Please, you’re besmirching the good name of those of us who build V2 rockets in our basements with slave labor as hobbyists.
I don’t have a basement, I don’t know my neighbor’s nationality, I’m definitely not the Pope and my shoes are made of Taiwanese children … er, I mean “made by”. So I think I’m okay.
… every thread you’ve ever participated in on the internet in your entire online life has been instantly Godwinized.
Illinois, Illinois, Illinois
Damn, I hate Illinois Nazis!
You might be a Nazi if…
you’ve ever putsched a beer hall.
your house has a kitchen, three bedrooms, one and a half baths, and a lebensraum.
you secretly hope that one of these times Klink will foil Hogan’s plan.
you learned to speak Spanish in 1945.
Whenever I putsch in a beer hall, I always look around and ask, “Who did that?”
… you only use Zyklon B as a pesticide.
… whenever you see Russian tanks on the news, you become nostalgic for Paraguay.
… you first thought when you’re planning a vacation is :“which panzer should I use ?”.
… when you plan a cruise, you are looking for the tours that use U-boats.
…you’re an atheist.
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… the future belongs to you.
… you think you’ll check the attic at Prinsengracht 263-267 in Amsterdam one more time, just in case.
… you list Kolberg as one of your top ten films of all time.
Do it in the Rathskeller. You will be in good company.
An alumni?
…you don’t discuss where you got those lampshades.
…you can’t decide whether to wear the lightning bolt or the death’s head cufflinks.
…your children are named Adolf and Eva.
…if the sound of breaking glass makes you nostalgic
…if, to you, “arbeit macht frei” just means you can retire early
…you only have long knives in your kitchen.
…You like recreational autopsies. ???
Obligatory link to the perfect song for this thread.