You Moronic, Fucking, Irresponsible, Spoiled Cuntscab

Okay bitch, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of you.
When your ex-boyfriend was a complete prick to you, who was always there for you to chat with online and to be there for you?
My boyfriend (who shall be called Z for the rest of this post).
Who was there when your ex-boyfriend mentally abused you, basically stalked you, called you horrible names, raped you, and then when your ex found you were pregnant, practically ordered you to have an abortion, didn’t give a shit about you or the twins, and when you miscarried was probably jumping for joy because he’s a sick bastard?
Z. Z was there for you.
Who helped you with so many words of encouragement, a shoulder to cry on, made you a nice little gift in Second Life (which I’m sure was quite difficult to do for him), was there for you every step of the way for months of your RL drama/hardships?
Z. Z helped you

Now, when you first wanted to go up to Canada to see your (now current) boyfriend, you told my boy that you were mostly coming up to see him at the time, which made Z thrilled, because he thought of you like a big sister, and was going to put you in the guest bedroom, welcome you with open arms, yay someone to hang out with.
But of course, you’re a stupid cunt, and did something wrong with customs for some reason and were shipped out after one day, which really upset him, but whatever.
And of course, I had to deal with him whining and depressed about it, which upset me that things ended up sucking, because I know he wants someone to hang out with for a while, and it would do him good.

Oh, you finally made it to Canada to see your man! How fun. I’m sure you were immediately fucking like minks upon arrival, but in-between sucking down your boyfriend’s chunky load and having him plow you senseless in your yeast-encrusted cooch, you could have called Z to let him know you arrived, like you promised to do.
Oh no, but you didn’t, you waited about two weeks to even contact him, and with no word when you’d want to come. For someone who was seemingly so eager to meet your friend, you really didn’t do a very good job in making you seem like it.
Now, when you finally DID contact him, oh, you can only come for two days. Doesn’t seem too bad, but Z was expecting longer, since he has no car himself and to show you around Victoria would take a little longer than that, so he was upset, but hey, it’s something IMHO, and thought it wouldn’t be too bad.
And yet you still won’t set a date, and now you told him you’d only spend one day with him.
Bitch, you owe him more than one fucking day, especially since you admitted to being a late riser. You’d get up late, go to the ferry, ride an hour and a half, get there, take the ride into town, spend what, four or five hours with him, spend the night in his home, and then leave the next day?
What the hell kind of visit is that? He won’t have time to show you around or even barely hang out. Especially since you owe him so much for taking care of your ass.
Let’s not forget you’ve been there for weeks already, and will be in Canada for another two weeks as of this post, would it kill you to spend a few days with him? Bring your man with you, I doubt you’d be coming over alone anyway.
All my boyfriend wants is to meet the woman he felt was a big sister to him and show her around all the sights, but you now treat him like an afterthought.
Fuck, afterthoughts get better treatment. You treat him like a shit-soaked doormat now, and for all he’s done. You should be ashamed. You ignore him when he tries to contact you, you won’t even work out a date to visit. If this is a game, it’s a game you’d best stop playing you goddamn fucking whore, because I’m getting sick of it. I have to deal with Z being depressed, I have to deal with him upset, and not only all this, but I just hate seeing him sad period.
Though now he’s probably crying, and he never cries. You made my man cry, and you cunt, that is something not acceptable.
Now he’s basically saying fuck it, and I’m adding this to all the other shitty fucking things you’ve done to him. Oh yes, I remember when you chewed him out and told him to fuck off when he was just talking casually to you, as if some tourette’s syndrome leech shot up your ass that day and you just had to do it. That really hurt him, too, but that’s just something that sticks in my mind even though you two worked it out IIRC.
And if you think you’re visiting when I fly up there next week for my visit with my man for 10 days, think again cunt, because this kama’aina fag has got no qualms with slapping you so hard across the face by this point for all the bullshit you’ve caused that your head spins seventy-fucking-twenty and the shockwave is felt 'round the world.
So by now, I have either two thoughts on you: (A) this is a thinly-veiled hinting that for some reason you hate my boyfriend, for what reason I have no idea since he treats you like the best friend he has, or (B) you really are a dumb bitch who has no idea what she’s doing and doesn’t comprehend shit that is needed to prepare for your arrival by a friend.
And if you hate him, why get his hopes so far up only to treat him like shit, now? Do you loathe him so much as to play with his emotions?
Either way, I wish customs had sent you back again, at least it would mean my boyfriend’s feelings wouldn’t be hurt, and he wouldn’t be crying the way he is for all this.

Your boyfriend is sitting around crying because someone he has never actually met isn’t conforming to his idea of how a “best friend” behaves.

She may well be the most miserable excuse for a human being ever, but she’s still not the problem here.

Sounds like the boyfriend is in love with this chick. Seriously. Maybe that’s why she’s keeping her distance.

There’s a name for people who continue to be friends with moronic, fucking, irresponsible, spoiled cuntscabs. It’s “idiot”.

ETA: Ok, that was a bit harsh. Your BF’s feelings have been hurt, and I have some sympathy for him there. But what exactly is he getting out of this relationship? If his idea of a big sister is a complete basketcase like this girl, then he has some family issues! I suspect he’s gotten a kick out of being the ‘rescuer’, I’ll bet she’s told him some lovely things about how ‘she couldn’t have got through all this without him’ and his ego has been stroked a plenty. That’s built up a high expectation that’s now come crushing down and he’s feeling the blow.

Good grief. Maybe the girl can come and visit next time, or something?

Yep. He’s got a huge crush on her. Sorry, but a normal guy doesn’t get THIS upset about some chickie-poo he chats with online (it’s not clear from the OP if they have met before) not coming by and being BFF unless, on some level, he wants her.

For that matter, a sane person would not be upset about this at all. Some hussy who herself has trouble with the law comes up to Canada to nail her new boyfriend, and he’s all wah-wah because she won’t spend more time with him? Does he not have his own life to attend to? I mean, he’s not her boyfriend… right? She’s with another guy… right? You’re begrudging her time with the guy she’s actually dating? What does THAT indicate, might I ask?

Jealousy, baby.

Oh, and as a side hint; if the border guys come after you AFTER you’ve entered and make you leave, there’s something about your history nobody wants to get mixed up in.

Just out of curiosity, approximately how old is the cast of characters in this little drama? I’m guessing about 17 or so from the tone and content of the OP.

The OP’s profile reveals he or she will be 25 later this month.

That crush is too big. If it were my BF, I’d be concerned about that.

What does this mean? :confused:

:eek:

OP, since your boyfriend is probably into this girl more than you, maybe you should take this opportunity to look for a relationship that isn’t a plane ride away and doesn’t come from a video game. Makes things a lot simpler.

Webster says kamaaina means a person who has lived in Hawaii for a long time.

Fag means a gay person.

Ergo, I am now presuming that Maui Lion is a gay person who lived in Hawaii. Maybe that’s why ML is not terribly worried that the boyfriend has a crush on her.

So he’s never even met or seen her, and beyond this all this drama of rape, aborted twins etc. is all based on conversations they have had in messaging, emails and in Second Life?

Well…

I suspect there may be something else your boyfriend is going to find out in due time which will make him even sadder.

Wow, time for the boyfriend to get a life. It sounds like he wants to do nice things for people for the mere payoff of being liked. It’s time for him to learn that you can’t buy affection.

Sometimes violence is the solution. Your boyfriend needs dummy-slapped good and hard.

This is very strange. I think he is into this chick more than you think and I can not believe you are being that naive.

You actually want some strange girl with multiple drama issues to come and hang out with your boyfriend? You think that it would be good for him to do that? Is he that desperate for a buddy to hang out with?

If your BF is crying over all this I think he must be as much as a drama queen as the “big sister” is.

I think a lot of people need to grow up in this situation.

??!!??

I’m all for outraged indignation, but I’m just not feeling it here. Some train wreck, who your BF has never actually met may or may not be in Canada and he’s crying because she’s flaking out about visiting him?

She may very well be a cuntscab, but I’m just not getting the outrage. Sorry - I hope your BF cheers up.

Personally, I’d be a little concerned about my BF forming an attachment with this sort of train-wreck dramalicious kinda girl. These are the kinds of people that I want nothing to do with, and by extension, want to keep the hell away from the people I care about.

So, if I was you, right about now I’d be doing a happy dance that she finally showed her true colours and that he finally has a reason to write her out of his life. I certainly wouldn’t be writing a pit thread about what an ungrateful brat she is and how she made my man cry, because I’d be too busy rejoicing over the fact that her little disappearing act means she lost her chance to worm her way further into his life and drag him deeper into her juvenile soap opera life.

IMO, she’s not the only one in this story who needs to grow up and get her shit straight.

Everything everyone said here, plus that I learned a new favorite word.

Cuntscab.

We used to call these kinds of guys “emotional tampons.” Not that the people who use them as such aren’t bitches, but these guys are ultimately responsible for letting themselves get used when it’s convenient and then tossed aside over and over again. “Z” has to cowboy up a little bit here.