It’s astounding the way my life seems to get better and better each day I frequent this board, even when nothing in it changes.
I first read that as “cunts cab” and I thought to myself, “Hmmm thats an interesting put down. Someone is a cab that drives cunts around town.” Which is pretty much what “Z” would be doing if the chick visited him. He’d be driving her around to see the sites.
To the OP I pretty much agree with everyone else.
Z doesn’t seem to be too bright. Why’s he spending so much emotional energy on someone who’s obviously not very interested in him?
Your boyfriend is a little bitch and he likes that girl a whole lot more than he likes you, which makes him a really stupid little bitch.
Your boyfriend can haz spine?
Genius. I love it.
Seriously though: rape, forced abortion… and twins? Please tell me she had named them Mahkayleigh and Mykaylahgh. Or Skyler and Brendyn. Please.
The Drama Llama wants to know.
The alarm bells, red flags and “holy fanfiction writing scam artist is highly likely, Jim!” announcements didn’t go off in Z’s head at all? Not even a little bit?
Yeah, I picked up on that, too.
It sucks that your boyfriend’s friend is a bitch, but he’s gotta cut his ties with her, and the sooner the better. She doesn’t want to come see him, she just wants to fuck her boyfriend like mad. She’s just a drama queen who was either exaggerating the truth and using him for support or manipulating him with made-up stories. Even if she was telling the truth, it’s a sad fact that a lot of people in new relationships tend to “forget” their friends for a while because they want to spend every second with their new boy- or girlfriend. He should tell her not to bother coming to visit, and then forget about her.
I just noticed this part:
Z think real friends can be made in Second Life? :rolleyes:
Hyperbole is often funny, but there is an art to it.
Maui Lion: are you a dude? You describe yourself as a dude.
Your man, I take it, is also a dude.
But I can’t figure out who the bigger bitch in this whole story is.
Him, for worshipping an online storyteller who’s got more issues than Rolling Stone, or you, for rushing to his defense and painting the storyteller as the bad one.
Did you also meet your man online?
Because this whole thing reeks of people who aren’t any good at ACTUAL interaction.
Here then, is Scrappy’s Unsolicited Yet Valuable Advice:
Z: Sack the fuck up. If someone you’ve never met who isn’t the IRS is causing you this much grief, it’s because you’re letting them.
Maui Lion: Get your head out of your ass. The fact that your long-distance boyfriend is investing so much time and emotional energy in another long-distance relationship means that he’s addicted to drama, has many of these similar online relationships, and is waaaaay too into SecondLife. Either way, he’s spending emotional and temporal resources elsewhere that should be spent on a *real *relationship. By the sound of things, you ain’t that either. Meet someone close to you and spend some actual (as opposed to virtual) time with them.
Crazy Customs Chick: They’re waaaay too cheesed off to go for that threesome you wanted or to get money out of them. Play sweet for a little bit.
And, for all you readers out there, here is your Happy Scrappy Daily Pearl of Wisdom: It’s called SECOND life for a REASON.
I think that the CrazyChick is actually “comic book guy”, who is posting to the boyfriend from his mother’s basement.
Yes, I know he needs to grow the fuck up. I have been trying to get him to grow the fuck up. No, they didn’t meet on SL, and I’ve been with my bf for 8 years now, and no, we didn’t meet on SL either. Don’t read more into the “Second Life” thing more than you have to, mmk?
And Scrappy, my head is out of my ass you shit. He doesn’t have other ‘online relationships’ and all you people trying to suddenly tell me that he’s somehow cheating on me can go fuck yourselves silly with rusted pointy things. Although I’m sure it would make all of you deliriously happy to think we have no lives, I for one do, and don’t spend every waking moment online or on SL.
God forbid I have met my boyfriend online, so that suddenly means I’m no good at social interaction? Right. The irony of saying that on an online messageboard kills me.
If online = no social skills, then fuckers, neither do you all.
In any case, I’ve personally said fuck it to the drama by this point myself. In fact, I said fuck it long ago, I just hate seeing my bf upset.
Am I naive in some things in life? Yes. But not in this case about him cheating on me.
So just how chunky is the boyfriend’s load?
Wow, you are a bitter little shit.
I think more people would have given real advice but to be honest with that crappy mess of an OP it was really hard to do so. It was a block of text that was really hard to read. You can also attempt to fake a name with out making someone a “Z”. Pick a Tom, Dick or Harry at least. Trying to read “Z” did this and “Z” did that is annoying as all fucking hell.
So he has no other online relationships other than this drama whore? Yeah I think you do have your head up your ass.
You can not make someone grow the fuck up. That takes time and experiance. No one wakes up one day “grown up”. In all honesty it makes you look like an idoit.
If at 25 you are putting up with that sort of crap I think he is not the only one that needs to grow the fuck up.
Heh - that is kinda funny. Point to Maui Lion.
Seriously, I’m sorry your bf is so upset, and I get that him being upset upsets you, too, but there’s things in this life we can’t do anything about and there’s things we can. Not getting upset over a drama queen from the internet is one of the things we have control over. At this point (actually, quite a few IMs ago, I suspect), your boyfriend’s response to CrazyChick should have been, “Well, you sound pretty busy, so why don’t you just call me if you make it to town, and we’ll have lunch then?” instead of this emotional rollercoaster he’s on. As people say, love is an action, not an emotion, and so is friendship. If someone doesn’t act like a friend, they simply aren’t one. It’s not CrazyChick’s fault for continuing to take if your boyfriend continues to give with little back in response.
Not to mention:
I hope your boyfriend feels better soon,Maui Lion.
I know what it feels like to be invested in a friendship, where the other person finally shows how they really see you as: a doormat.
Sometimes these situations happen and they become a very good wake up/ slap of reality.
Go back and look at WHY I told you to pull your head out of your ass, genius. Because your BF is expending a whole heck of a lot of emotional energy- to the point that he’s CRYING- on someone he’s never met who has been telling him stories on the Internet. And if you think that this is the only such relationship he has, you’re kidding yourself. If he met her online and he met you online, then either you are the only two people he’s met (a shrill, overemotional reactionary and a selfish criminal moron) or he has met others.
And let me tell you something, if the only two people I met when I went to a bar were you as you present yourself to me and this chick as you have described her to me, I’d find another bar.
While you certainly get points for that (and well done it is) if you will read a little bit closer I am asking whether you met your man online not because all people who meet online cannot interact, but YOU certainly don’t seem to be able to do so, thus prompting my educated (and seemingly correct) guess that the prime way that someone like YOU would meet someone would be through a medium which hides social inadequacy.
Although, in the interests of fairness, this particular online medium is not hiding that inadeqaucy very well.
Wow, you are a pretentious big shit.
How was it a ‘block of text’? Do you consider books to be blocks of text? Have you read a book? I’m sure you have, right? Considering that I have pressed enter and gone down a line at times to create something known as ‘paragraphs’ along the way, I’m sure you could have seen that. Also, I chose to use a single letter because I fucking wanted to. Is somehow using what is an ‘initial’ so wrong?
Get the fuck over yourself. I mean wow, really.
And it also depends what you mean by ‘relationships’. If you mean significant-other type relationships, he only has one, and that’s me. I’m sorry you yourself are a bitter shitbag, but it’s okay, I’ll let you be as bitter as you want.
I see I misunderstood if you meant relationships online to mean relationships with friends, or relationships as in ‘significant other’. If you meant the former and I seem to have spazzed out over thinking it was the latter, I apologize.
No, I’m the only ‘significant other’ type relationship he has, I assure you, I know this for a fact.
Now then.
No, I’m not an ‘overemotional reactionary’ if I get upset over someone making my boyfriend upset. Now, is he overemotional? Fuck yes, but I also don’t like seeing him upset.
And if I were in a bar and you were there how you present yourself, I’d find another bar too. Especially since I don’t go to bars to meet people, but I digress.
Also, I have no problems with having friends offline, I don’t know where the hell you get off saying you think I can only meet people to have friends with online. Unless you know my own personal offline social circle yourself, kindly stick a big steaming pre-digested Scooby Snack in it.