Shut the fuck up!
Drunken next door neighbors- I know it’s a fine tradition for you guys to get loaded on meth and beer and have domestic disputes to the point where most of the neighborhood calls the cops, but do think FOR ONCE you could skip it? Also, unlike New Year’s, please do NOT aim your artillery at this complex. If morning brings another ROman Candle on my porch, I will somehow find a way to have your ass arrested. Goddamn, you evil trashy whore, cackle again and I swear I’m coming over to put a boot in your ass.
Chain-Smoking Alkie Mom on Floor 1- Giving your daughter a HUGE BOX of fireworks for her 11th birthday was REALLY FUCKING STUPID AND IRRESPONSIBLE. Letting her set them off DIRECTLY BELOW my son’s room was just wrong. Nevermind the baby across the hall and one floor below. Thanks for waking EVERY BABY in the complex. It’s been a two hour symphony of sadness around here, and all the parents who have to work tomorrow collectively say, “Fuck you.” Oh, and a woman of your generous girth should NOT, I repeat, NOT, ever wear red lycra hot pants and a grey wife beater. It only highlights your disturbing lack of teeth. At 35.
Asshole next complex over- I hope you win a Darwin award tonight when the bullets you are firing in the air all Yosemite-Sam-Cum-Mexicano come back down. “Yiiiii yiiiii yiiii yi!” is NOT how to attract the chicks, either.
I hate you all. Hate hate hate. Motherfucking trashy-ass Hayward motherfuckers. Living in Worcester was never this bad. And they found a decapitated woman under the leaves on our block that year.
I hope you all blow off bits of yourselves.
You fill me with grrrrrrrr.
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