it’s simple… my people can call me “Well Hung”
We have a Lore fan among us.
::Mommy stands gazing at her predecessor’s lifeless body swinging from a tree and proclaims to her subjects, "Now that’s Well-Hung. ::
You.
In the third row.
Stand up straight and don’t slouch, dear.
No no no. I am Bwana Dik.
Although I do like the way “Great Will Of The Macrocosm” sounds.
I think I’d like to be known as “Curmudgeon in Chief”.
I do however plan to be a benevolent dictator.
I’ll be open to persuasion, but when people question my leadership they’d better have their facts together or they’ll be banned from my presence. Muck up really bad and I’ll ban you to the other side of the Earth. Since I’ll be supreme ruler and travelling all the time, this may entail some inconvenience. The other side of the Earth may not be the same place (or even the same hemisphere) from day to day.
You’re welcome.
–SSgtBaloo, Curmudgeon in Chief
Obviously, I’d be known as “The Dread Pirate” Sunshine and Smiles
or
“The Baron de Sunshine”
or possibly
“Czar of Awesomeness,” Sunshine and Smiles
His Magnificence the Supreme Leader, commonly known as “our Beloved Leader.”
Or, Lord Emperor, Son of Heaven, Sire of the Sun, Refuge of the Repentant, Font of Honor and Glory, Sustainer of Order, Holder of the Universe, Supreme Commander, Guardian of the People, Sole Sovereign Monarch over all Peoples.
WRS - you may now bow and honor Our Majesty.
My formal title would simply be “Comrade.”
If someone were to address me directly, however, they would refer to me as “Your Sublimity.”
Or “King of Town.”
Oops. Sorry, Comrade. Didn’t mean to steal your title.
Sorry, already taken by Okawa Ryuho, a cult leader here in Japan. Although his offical title is El Cantare he is called the Supreme Lightness and the Light of the Universe. Now, that’s a title I want on my name card. I bet it gets you into the best clubs anywhere.
For SanguineSpider, I suggest The Arachnocrat.
Personally, I like the classic Mikado.
To use the full title (with as many secondary and courtesy titles as I can think of):
The Supremely Exalted Scuba_Ben, Mikado of Earth, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, Maharaja, Earl Marshal, Grand Duke of Pfennig Ha’pfennig, Prince of Egypt, Nasi shel Y’rushlayim, Baronet of Ruddigore, KCB, KCVO, KE3OM, QRT.