You rule the world...what do YOU want for your title?

In My Humble Opinion
1

The setup is simple…you’ve become the unquestioned lord and master of the Earth.

Now, the hard part…what do you want for your TITLE? The classic “Emperor” (Or “Empress”)? Something moderne, yet subtly scary, like “Chancellor”? Old-fashioned “King” or “Queen”?

Heck, you can even make up a term of your own. (“Technopope”?) I just ask that you share it with the rest of us, here.

As for me…right now, I’m torn between “First Chairman” or “Lord Regent.” Depending on if I want my rule to look semi-“legitimate,” or if I’d rather go all out and wear full medieval armor, with a hat made out of somebody’s skull.

So…any thoughts?

2

I’ll go with Mark Twain. When I’m in charge, call me “The Boss.”

3

I’d keep them all guessing.

One week it would be “Lord High Dominator”, next week “Supreme Grandmaster”, “Archchancellor”, “Patrician” or even “Whizgoolabang”

Of course, anyone guessing wrong as to my proper title would be slowly tortured until dead. Quickly tortured if I’m in a good mood.

Consult my book “Evil Despoting for Fun and Profit” for more inforamation.

4

“Good-Deed-Doer”

5

Mr President.

6

“Captain.”

7

The Burninator, of course.

8

“The Greatest Person Alive”

I only rule a few people right now, but they know who The Greatest is.

9

I always liked the sound of “Generalissimo.” It just flows off the tongue.

10

“Mugwump”

11

“The Man” would be cool. Or for terrifying fear, “Dictator Perpetuum”, “Grand Imperator”, or “The Final Judge”. What would be cool is devising all the descriptions after your name, like “Defender of the Faith” and “Protector of Mexico”, except totally awesome like “Eater of Worlds”, “rex homo sapiens” or “THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK
WOULD HOLD”.

12

I like ‘Paul,’ seriously.

Of course ever other Paul would have to change their names.

13

Mr. Smith will be fine, as long as you smile when you say it.

14

She Who Must Be Obeyed

15

I thought that said “the Greatest Porn Star alive…”. Heh.

16

Call me Bwana.

17

:slight_smile: I have been thinking about a career change.

~TGPA

18

You may call me “the Grand Poobah,” or “the Most Immaculate Potentate”

19

A friend of mine actually had business cards printed up that said “High Queen of the Universe.”

I think I’d probably go more traditional. Empress, High Priestess of the Draelican Faith, something like that.

Although I wouldn’t say no to Grand Moff.

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“God-Emperor” will do just fine.

Either that, or “Bob.”