ENDOWMENTS
Entering North Dakota, Oprah Winfrey met extremely nasty torrential SNOWSTORMS.
So now Oprah Winfrey says “Take off. RETURN me southwards.”
RETURN
Retreat, EVERYONE. Turn us 'round, now.
EVERYONE
Every vernal EQUINOX reveals yellow orange newt eggs.
EQUINOX
Ed quickly UNPACKED items noticing old Xbox.
Unless new procedures are conceived, killers EVADE detection.
Evade
Each villain ate delicious ESCARGOT.
ESCARGOT.
Ed’s snail COLLECTION always raids garden on Tuesdays.
Collection
Charlie only lets Lou eat CHOCOLATE Tuesday’s in October now.
CATFISH has only caught on lately at the eatery.
CATFISH
Carol Anne tells freaky, icky stories HOURLY.
Hourly
Howard’s ORANGE umbrella regularly looked yellow.
Our reliable Annie-Xmas NEVER gets exhausted.
NEVER
Nor excited VIEWING every reply.
Very interesting EVENTS were in no-way good.
Evil VAMPIRES emerge nightly, then sleep.
VAMPIRES
Verisimilitudinous animal must perish in rising encompassing SUNLIGHT.
Several uninformed Nebraskan LOGGERS insist God hates trees.
LOGGERS
Logging out glorifies GOOGLING early rising saints.
GOOGLING
Go on outside - GORGEOUS lilies in new garden.