You Said It

STORM

Sam tried organizing Ralph’s motorcycles.

Sea turtles outlive regular MOLLUSKS.

MOLLUSKS

Molly organized lovely lunches until Sam KILLED Sami.

King Ignatz laboriously left EDWINA directions.

Each day, we INVESTIGATE new activities.

INVESTIGATE

I never visited every scene. TECHNICIANS industriously gathered and tagged evidence.

Truthfully, Elvis chronically hallucinated, never-endingly insisting, “C’mon, I ain’t no SCHIZOPHRENIC”.

Some call his intelligence zany; OTHERS pontificate his reasoning exists not in conventionality.

OTHERS

Or to him EVERYTHING’s rather silly.

EVERYTHING

Every vicious eagle RELISHES yellow twigs hiding in New Guinea.

Re-examine every lost IDEOLOGY; some had excellent sense.

I don’t eat old lard or GREASEY yoghurt.

General ROGERS easily ate soy extracts, yo!

Repulsive old GEEZERS edit Rolling Stone.

GEEZERS

“Go eat eight ZILLION eggs” Ralph sneered.

Zebras invariably like licking Irma’s onion NACHOS.

Nachos

Nine aardvarks chased hippos over SWAMPS.

Sissies, wimps and milksops play SOCCER.

SOCCER

Sports orb cleared catcher, entered ROLLING.

Russian OLIGARCHS loaned loot, influencing national government.