Erectile dysfunction is BUDDAHA’S little embarrassing secrete.
BUDDAHA’S
Being underwater, David drowned admiring Hannah’s adorable SWIMMING.
Stanley, witnessing Irene’s mink MOCCASINS is never gratuitous.
MOCCASINS
Moron OCTOGENARIANS can copulate again Saturday in North Saskatchewan
Old cold taters often get et now, and reasonably I am not SATISFIED.
SATISFIED
Some atheists think it is fine IGNORING every deity.
Ignoring
Iguanas GENERALLY notice odd rhinos in neon green.
Gentleman Entertain NUDE Energetic Redheads After Lovely Ladies Yodel
New underwear definitely EXCORIATES.
EXCORIATES
Ed 'xamines crotch often; rawness is ATTRIBUTABLE to elastic shorts.
ATTRIBUTABLE
Again, tall Texans readily INSTITUTE banal understanding. Taken at birth. Lots explained.
In nonchalant sinful turpitude I tear up the EDICT.
EDICT
Eerie doctors increase cold THERAPY.
THERAPY.
The healer Ed requires appears PLEASURABLY youthful.
People lacking ETIQUETTE and seeming unimprovable really are barely likable, y’know?
Essentially, Tom is quitting until Ebenezer takes the ELEPHANTS.
ELEPHANTS
Eb led enormous PACHYDERMS home and now Tom’s satisfied.
PETULANT and coddled haughty youth denigrate everything really meaningful sometimes.
Petulant
Paul enjoys telling ugly lies about nine TENANTS.
TENENTS
Ten eggplants near EERIE Nevada towered saguaros.