You Said It

Entire nations demand original water measurements, except NAMIBIA, Tom.

Namibia

Not accepting my INVITATION, Bob isn’t attending.

INVITATION

I never visit Iowa Tuesdays and Thursdays in off NIGHTS.

NIGHTS

Now I give HUZZAHS to Sheldon.*

*a Big Bang reference

HUZZAHS

Hating unbelievers, Zoroastrian zealots are HELLISHLY stern.

HELLISHLY

HIGHBROW elite London lords issue short high loud yells.

Highbrow

Having ignored Gina’s highly BITCHY remarks, Owen walked.

BITCHY

But I think CLEMENTINE hates yellow.

CLEMENTINE

Cathy lovingly exclaimed MOTHERLY exhortations, now thought insincere, Nancy explained.

MOTHERLY

Many old timers hate every rapping loud YOUNGSTER.

Youngster

Young oblivious unicorns needed GIANT stickers to easily relax.

GIANT

Good instructions are NEVER tedious.

NEVER

Not everyone values each RELATIONSHIP.

RELATIONSHIP

Revenge ensures long and totally intense OVERTONES, not so helpful in places.

OVERTONES

Often, very empathic Russians tolerate obnoxious Nebraskans expressing SARCASM.

SARCASM

So Annie REALIZES Christmas ain’t so much.

REALIZES

Really everyone, are LOVERS initially zealously embracing sex?

LOVERS

Louche, overzealous vegans eschew real SUSTENANCE.

SUSTENANCE

Sue us, sue ten ESKIMOS, nobody asks, nobody cares, enough!

Eskimos

Eight silly KANGAROOS in Mexico ordered sandwiches.