OLYMPIC runners ate nothing greasy, ever.
OBSERVING lazy young men partying in college.
“Old BARBERS shun electric razors, violently,” I noted glibly.
BARBERS
Beards away! Razor’s bright edge receives STROPPING.
Shaving tonic reeks of potato pancakes in Northern GERMANY.
Greatly Envious RADIO Men Abide No Yodeling
Robbing a DAMSEL is odious!
Daring ARTISTS might select enormous landscapes.
ARTISTS
A rustic TEMPERA is shown to Sotheby’s.
The emu mauled PAPA, eventually ran away.
Parents are pretty AWESOME!
A weak executive shall only make EXCUSES.
ENGLISH xenophobes cannot understand some European states.
'Ere now GOVNA, look I say, halt!
George ORGANIZES violent naval appearances.
Our real GORILLAS are not in zoos entertaining schoolchildren.
GORILLAS
Going off reserve in lowlands, Lars aped SILVERBACKS.
Sickeningly ill Lance Venison emits really bad, ASSHAT comical kicking smells.
ASSHAT
A sure sign he’s almost TERMINAL.
The English REGENT maintains imperial national alliances lovingly.