You Said It

NARRATIVES

Native American religious rebels actually tortured important victims every SUNDAY.

SUNDAY

Surely, unctuous ne’er-do-wells demean ANACHRONISTIC yokels!

ANACHRONISTIC

Aunt Nancy and Charles Holden ratted out Nelson’s inconsistent story to Inspector CLOUSEAU.

CLOUSEAU

Clumsy lawman outdid usual self earning an UPBRAIDING.

UPBRAIDING

Used panties bring ridiculous amounts, immersing DEVIANTS increasingly numb genitals.

DEVIANTS

Delores, ever vigilant, investigates all new transgressions SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY

Sarah eats rather interesting oranges, using SILVERWARE last year.

SILVERWARE

Since I love Voltaire, everyone REITERATES wonky advice re: enlightenment.

REITERATES

Really Ed: It takes ENORMOUS resourceful advice to earn success.

Eventually, nautical OPERATIVES reassure my old Uncle Seamus.

OPERATIVES

Original persons earn respectful artistic talent in very exclusive SOCIETIES.

SOCIETIES

Scheming OPHTHALMOLOGISTS cite irregular etiologies to incentivize execrable strategies.

OPHTHALMOLOGISTS

Orville piloted his trick HELICOPTER and landed mainly on land, on grounds, in shining, tepid seas.

HELICOPTER

Heck, every loser in Charleston occupies poorly trained EMERGENCY rooms

EMERGENCY

Ellen merely encouraged Roberta’s GROWING excellent new crops yearly.

GROWING

Golly, Ralph owns WONDERFULLY inexpensive new games.

WONDERFULLY

Whoa, officer — no doubt every RAPSCALLION fully understands Lois Lane’s yearbook!

RAPSCALLION

Rapping ARTISTES play scandalously clever, artistically lyrical lines involving one note.

Aunt Roberta told Iphigenia, “Stay to enjoy SATANISM!”

SATANISM
Sam Adams’s trumpeted a nice INVIGORATING smelly manhood.