You Said It

SUBARU

SATURDAY Umlaut bought a Rambler unseen.

SATURDAY

Sam ate TURKEY under rice; David ate yams.

TURKEY

THANKSGIVINGS, Umlaut really keeps everyone yapping.

Tom Hanks and Nicole Kidman suddenly got into VOLUMINOUS imbibing, not getting sober.

VOLUMINOUS

Voting only lets unusual men increase NOTORIOUS ornery united states.

NOTORIOUS

Never on terrain or rarely in obvious underworld SINKHOLES.

Simon is notoriously klutzy, he often loses EQUILIBRIUM suddenly.

EQUILIBRIUM

EINSTEIN qualified universal invisibility, looking into brain rays in unusual monkeys.

Einstein

Even in Niger, Steve touts every IMBROGLIO now

IMBROGLIO

I managed being ratted out, getting livid in OCTOBER.

OCTOBER

Old costume turned out BEAUTIFULLY, earned raves.

Beautifully

Both Ed and Ursula texted Ian FAITHFULLY until leaving London yesterday.

FAITHFULLY

Funny AMERICANS, Ian thought. He’d finished unusually late lunch, yawned.

Actually, MERCENARIES expect remuneration in cash, and not spoils.

MERCENARIES

Monday Ed received cash ENVELOPE. New allies: rebels in eastern Sudan.

ENVELOPE

Enter new voids. Enter leaving our PRECIOUS earth.

PRECIOUS

Pretty radical education CONTINUES in outer United States.

Continues

Could one new teacher issue NUMEROUS ultimatums each September?

Never underestimate miscreants, elves, RAPSCALLIONS or underworld scamps.

RAPSCALLIONS

Rap ARTISTE Palvin Salvin Calvin Alvin Lalvin lives in outer Nova Scotia.