You Said It

Evidently Vegas allows LASCIVIOUS unmannered adults to enter daily.

LASCIVIOUS

Like a Santa Claus in VIRGINIA, I observe unusual societies…

VIRGINITY is really good if nobody is anxious.

VIRGINITY

Very irate, rabid goons in North Ireland TORPEDO Youngstown.

TORPEDO

Target offered rich payoff. Exec’s DECISION obeyed.

DECISION

Do eggs cause internal SECRETIONS in one’s nose?

SECRETIONS

Since Ed can’t resist eggs, TOWELING it offers neat solution.

The old woman’s expectorated liquid is not GRAVY.

GRAVY

Giant roses appear very YOUTHFUL.

YOUTHFUL

“Youch!” Often Umlaut tries HANDLING flowers, unlucky lad.

HANDLING

Having a nasty, disgusting lunch is never GROOVY.

GAWKY rabbis only outwit vapid youth.

GAWKY

Goys always were kinda YUTZY.

Yoseph underestimated the ZAFTIG yenta!

ZAFTIG

Zelda’s always fasting; tush is GIGANTIC.

GIGANTIC

Giants in GRANADA are never toking incredible cannabis.

GRANADA

Ganja really aids new artists’ DOPEY assistants

Do OPIOIDS prevent eerie yelling?

OPIOIDS

Opium pipe is out; I’m doing SYNTHETICS.

SYNTHETICS

So you never turned Henry Ernest TERWILLIGER into Criminal Services?