TRAVELLER
Two rabid AARDVARKS ventured earnestly, leaving lower Eastern Russia.
An accurate record delineating voting actions really KILLS some.
KILLS
King ICHABOD likes licking stoats.
(Damn Elendil’s Heir! The whole stoat thing is now starting to bleed over into other threads)
ICHABOD
I cannot hold a bunch of DANDELIONS.
Donald and Nancy’s DEADLOCK ended, leaving infamy on national stage.
DEADLOCK
Don’t eat any dead LOBSTERS or cooked kitties.
Long overdue bills seem to evidence rash SPENDING.
Said PENCE, enraging negated Donald, “Is Nancy God?”
PENCE
PESSIMISTS enjoy nothing, criticize everything.
POWERFUL evil sickos systematically inter Muslims in stinking torturous slums.
Puppies of wolf extraction rarely fight, until LYCANTHROPY.
LYCANTHROPY
Lon, you can’t act. Now try HOWLING, reacting over people’s yells.
HOWLING
How old WILLIAM lives is not good.
Weed is legally limited in AMERICAN medicine.
AMERICAN
A million errartical rulers in Canada appointed NIXON.
Never INJECT xenon or nitrogen.
INJECT
Insert needle just exactly CENTERED, thus.
CENTERED
Certain evangelicals need to embrace RATIONAL educated doctrines.
Rest ASSURED, Trump insists on never again learning.
ASSURED
ARSENIC suits Shirley’s uses, rendering Eric dead.