PRECARIOUS
Pervasive Republican ethics can attract religious IDEOLOGUES or unsophisticated simpletons.
IDEOLOGUES
I dislike evil OUTCOMES, like original genres, unlike Edward Seuss.
Once unscrambled, Trump came out MUTTERING entire sentences.
MUTTERING
Most unusual Trump twitter: EXTREME rantings I’m now God.
EMTs X-rayed Trump, revealing extensive McDonalds ENTRAILS.
ENTRAILS
Even noticing Trump’s rants always induces liver SPASMS
SUPRESSED, Pence acts ‘straight man’ steadfastly.
SUPRESSED
Sadly, uptight Presbyterians rarely experience sexual satisfaction especially DEACONS.
DEACONS
Donut eating accelerates charges on nasal SECRETIONS.
Secret ECCLESIASTICAL canons, relating entirely to insurrection, only now surfaced.
ECCLESIASTICAL
Every concerned citizen, law ENFORCER, school instructor, and student that’s interested can attend lectures.
“Entertainment, not fortitude!” orated recent congressionals, except RESISTORS.
RESISTORS
Redesign electrical system; it seems to operate rather SLUGGISHLY.
SLUGGISHLY
Smollett languished under great groaning; is SMOLLETT helping ladies yell?
SMOLLETT
Seems moron offered large lies expecting to TRIUMPH.
TRIUMPH
Trump’s racial insensitivity uses many pure HATREDS.
Heartily, all Trump Republicans enable Donny’s SCAMS.
SCAMS
Supreme Court adjudicates MARIJUANA’s sweeeet!
MARIJUANA
Making a rather INSIPID joint, Umlaut’s always niggardly anyway.
INSIPID
I noticed Smollett is pretty INCREDIBLY dumb.