AUTOMATIC
Al’s Uzi takes one magazine and TWENTY-FIVE itsy cartridges.
TWENTY-FIVE
Time winds eternally, NEVERTHELESS turning yesterday’s follies into virtual ephemera.
NEVERTHELESS
“Not every VAMPIRE exists, ruining their helpless little essence,” said Stoker.
VAMPIRE
Very angry MINNESOTANS planned imminent revengeful events.
MINNESOTANS
Maine inlet natives need every Sunday off; Tuesdays and nights SECONDARY.
SECONDARY
Sarah emitted contented “oohs”, needfully dreaming about randy YACHTSMEN.
YACHTSMEN
Yelling, “Aye, Captain, hit that,” Sarah moaned ECSTATICALLY next.
ECSTATICALLY
Elderly CZECHOSLOVAKIANS seem to actively trade insults causing a liability, like “Yahoos!”.
CZECHOSLOVAKIANS
“Crazy ZEBRAS eat crunchy hay,” observed Sam, “leaving only vultures and kangaroos” in another nice story.
ZEBRAS
Zany ecumenical bishops rile ALLIGATORS surreptitiously
ALLIGATORS
Alice Liddle’s LIBIDO increased, giving a torrid, orgasmic real sensation.
LIBIDO
Lazing in BED is downright obscene.
BED
Barney eats DINNER.
DINNER
Dieting inhibits NOURISHMENT, need evening repast.
Nobody orders UNDERSIZED radiators in September; heat management ensures natural transition.
UNDERSIZED
Using NEBUCHADNEZZAR downers eradicates silliness in zany educational dreams.
Newly established Botswanian undertakers can handle animal deaths now, except zebus, zebras, and RHINOCEROSES.
RHINOCEROSES
REALITY has integrity; not only communal experiences. Reality only senses external stimuli.
REALITY
Remember EVERYTHING and let internet take you.