Me too!
'Cause now I know where I can get my hands on a new boombox.
Well, yes, but not til you pony up that SLK, brudda.
Alright, get a room, you two.
What about the blowjob? I mean, if Maureen is blowing her boss for a nice car, (like we all know she’s doing, I mean, isn’t it OBVIOUS? Then doesn’t. . . .
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Sorry folks - I think TC pirated my account there for a second. . .
She didn’t pirate it, she just wants to see if you want to exchange it for this shiny new paperclip she has.
Daniel
[QUOTE=Maureen]
I’ve been trying to get Jaade out here to take the admin support spot, but she’s apparently allergic to California.
/QUOTE]
My resume has been sent to your email address. 
Maureen: California? You wouldn’t happen to be around LA would you? My niece is a student in one of the colleges there.
SF Bay Area, actually. A little southeast of Gomorrah*.
*Lest anyone be offended: I am extremely proud of the title that certain overbearing uptight senators have bestowed upon our city. But he’s getting enough attention in this forum right now.
I’d ask you for the job, but I spent several years trying to get out of California! Still, if I were to find a job there that would still allow me to keep my PNW house…
Maureen, if you’ll wait until the California Department of Forestry & Fire Protection, in it geologic time frame, lets us know where my Firefighter hubby will be working, and if their decision puts us in the area, I’m not psychotic, I’m pretty smart, I take instruction well, I worked in a dialysis unit for 6 years, head nurse for the last 2 (of course, it was when the Drake/Hickman Gang was terrorizing the U/W and dialysis meant 100 gallons of water in a stainless steel washtub, with a hose out the 4th floor window for negative pressure…) I can file , I don’t steal, I’m pretty even tempered, I’m not very paranoid, and best of all, I take full responsibility for my actions. My only real handicap is these pesky run-on sentences. Oh, yeah, and most mornings I’m older than God or feel like.
If offered I might consider… well, I’m just not that pushy… :rolleyes: calf eyes
I can’t believe in all of those good things, you forgot the most important: do you have your own boombox?
Maureen, thanks for the clarification. I had inferred from the following statements that you were referring to a mental problem:
At this point Billdo must have had the same impression and posted this which was not refuted:
Zookr also posted about Joan needing treatment.
Queen Tonya’s comment went unrefuted:
Maureen, you did respond to comments from others, but didn’t actually discourage the notion of mental illness that seemed to permeate the drift of the thread:
(You acknowledged that Joan did not do this.)
bouv related a story about a woman who was in an accident that damaged her brain and used that as an excuse for being a total bitch. You responded:
In reading back through the posts, I don’t think that you had intentionally set out to describe someone that you considered to be mentally ill. The expression “off her meds” is commonly used to refer to people with mental health issues. Often it is used as a put down. Several of us made assumptions from that point on and we were not discouraged from doing so. But I also don’t think that you were intentionally drawing anyone in that direction.
Well, Rilch, there you go. Saying that no one’s picking on a mentally disabled person in this scenario is very strange considering that wasn’t my point at all. As I’ve said all along, Maureen did a great job and Joan should be out on her can.
Actually, I have 2 (3, if you count hubby’s greasy one in the garage) ,2 portable CD players and a Walkman®. I’m going to get Tiger® (OSX.4) tomorrow, I might get an iPod® too. So I doubt if I’ll need to arm wrestle Elliot.
I bet I could take him, though, if I had to… 
ivylass loiters around the coffee pot, waiting for TC to come back to work and for the drama to begin…
She brought me a card. A little note card that says “sorry we disagreed…Joan.”
:eek: :smack: :rolleyes:
I need tylenol…
LOL - yep not sure what Tylenol is called where I am, but I’m sure you need it.
Right “we disagreed”, not “sorry I tried to steal the lad’s boombox”. Dear me, no.
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I hope she gets abducted by aliens.
They should make convicted burglars write apology cards to their victims:
“Sorry we disagreed over the allocation of your property.”
Yeah, that’s about like getting a card that says “Sorry you got all bent out of shape and then felt the need to bully me.”
I was watching Judge Judy the other day in which the defendant had written an apology letter to the plaintiff (and used this fact as part of her defense). The letter read something like “I guess I should apologize even though I really feel I was in the right, but I really think it’s you who owe me an apology, you heartless bitch. If I see you again I’ll kick your ass.”
I like that “apology”, tdn. Hey, you could use that subject to start a thread in MPSIMS called “What if we could get away with anything by writing an apology that isn’t really an apology?” Ooh, the hilarious antics that would ensue!
:eek: Don’t you think they’d beam her right back?