Um, what’s wrong with Lawry’s Seasoned Salt?
I think it has powdered eye of newt (or something) in it. You know … witchcraft related stuff. 
EddyTeddyFreddy found this gem:
Hi Rocky! Happy house cleaning!
With the rock 'n roll songs, and the extra points for death metal, I think I’m over 7000 points, and probably closer to 8000. 200 is just so small.
I’m a lesbian witch, and I scored 90. Yup. 90. Well, unless my “Complete Medicinal Herbal” book counts as a book on witchcraft, in which case I’m at an even 100.
Can you believe I own nothing that could be called “rock 'n roll”? Just pop, folk, electronica and ska. Unless Melissa Etheridge counts, which brings me up to a whopping 128.
I can’t believe I scored lower than everyone.
Hey, there should have been an automatic 1000 points for being a lesbian. I’m sure the pious Madrak’s have that on their website. I’m calling for a recount!!!
*1 point per candle, extra point if they are paisley or shaped like frogs, owls, shamrocks, or if they have symbols from “other” cultures/religions.
140
*2 points if you have a horseshoe in your house for luck. As a matter of fact, 2 points for any symbols of luck in your home. 5 points if they are made from jade.
10
*1 point per Harry Potter book or store bought paraphernalia. 5 points if you saw the movies in the theater. 10 points per child if you took children. 20 points per DVD or VHS tape.
78
*3 points per doll or stuffed animal.
1050
*10 points if it’s a Barbie.
500 - Okay, see…the fact that I collect dolls, stuffed animals, and Barbies has really screwed me on this one.
*1 point per rock ‘n’ roll song that can be played in your home.
400 (and that’s a conservative estimate)
**1 point per Book of Mormon or “books on other religions”, but 10 points for the satanic bible.
**
5
*10 points for items used in witchcraft.
Holy Goddess!..that’d be about 2000 points
6 points for any demons you have invited into your home.
Do my inlaws count?
20 points if you visit a witchdoctor for your ailments.
What if I am the witchdoctor!!!
3 points for owning birthstones.
For each? I own birthstones for myself and my husband and children!
15
5 points per perfume or cologne bottle you own.
40
1/2 point per Proctor and Gamble product (come on people, you already knew about Proctor and Gamble, I’ll not have you boosting your scores so easily!)
I’ll guess at a conservative 3 points.
Total= 4241
This doesn’t even take into account the fact that there are at least 7 spirals painted on the walls in the nursery. I have at least one owl figurine, dragonflies everywhere, dozens of roleplaying video games, 12 sided dice, 2 tarot decks, a set of runes, and I’m a sustaining member and officer in the SCA.
I am doomed…DOOOOOOOOOOMED, I say!
FB
You mentioned stuffed animals, what about live ones? No black cat here, but I have lots and lots of mice (univited by the way…)
Love this thread
*1 point per candle, extra point if they are paisley or shaped like frogs, owls, shamrocks, or if they have symbols from “other” cultures/religions.
30 pts.
If you own paisley–
shirts 5 points
socks 1 point
ties 3 points
pants 5 points
cutains 10 points
bedsheets 20 points
*2 points if you have a horseshoe in your house for luck. As a matter of fact, 2 points for any symbols of luck in your home. 5 points if they are made from jade.
15 pts.
*1 point per Harry Potter book or store bought paraphenlia. 5 points if you saw the movies in the theater. 10 points per child if you took children. 20 points per DVD or VHS tape.
10 pts
*3 points per doll or stuffed animal.
*10 points if it’s a Barbie.
*17 points per Troll doll.
1 point per rock ‘n’ roll song that can be played in your home.
2000 pts
5 points for death metal.
10000 pts (due to collection and the fact that I PLAY in such a band.)
1 point per Book of Mormon or “books on other religions”, but 10 points for the satanic bible.
12 pts
*10 points for items used in witchcraft.
42 pts
6 points for any demons you have invited into your home.
12 pts
20 points if you visit a witchdoctor for your ailments.
1 point for Lawry’s seasoned salt.
2 pts
7 points for the possession of mah-jongg tiles.
3 points for owning birthstones.
10 points for dreamcatchers.
7 points for pictures of Guardian Angels. (with demonic faces in their wings)
5 points per perfume or cologne bottle you own.
1/2 point per Proctor and Gamble product (come on people, you already knew about Proctor and Gamble, I’ll not have you boosting your scores so easily!)
*Double your points if you’ve given any of these items out at Halloween. (In other words, if you gave someone a candle of an owl on Halloween, you get 4 points. 1 for the candle, one because it was an owl, and double that for giving it on Halloween.)
Happy counting!
TOTAL: 12,123 pts I’m alread living in hell apparently! That or I may BE a demon and I’ve forgotten it.
*1 point per candle, extra point if they are paisley or shaped like frogs, owls, shamrocks, or if they have symbols from “other” cultures/religions.
12, although you may be able to discount 6, which have pictures of Jesus on them, and are therefore likely anathema to demons.
If you own paisley–
I don’t. Next!
*1 point per Harry Potter book or store bought paraphenlia. 5 points if you saw the movies in the theater. 10 points per child if you took children. 20 points per DVD or VHS tape.
*3 points per doll or stuffed animal.
1 point per rock ‘n’ roll song that can be played in your home.
28 (I’m counting Melissa).
1 point per Book of Mormon or “books on other religions”, but 10 points for the satanic bible.
1 book on yoga.
*10 points for items used in witchcraft.
40 (the rest is in storage, or innocuous things that can be used for things other than witchcraft, and probably are, by Crazy Website Guy).
3 points for owning birthstones.
Thanks for getting me that aquamarine ring for my bday, Dad! Now I can use it to serve my Dark And Abonimable Lord Of Hades!
5 points per perfume or cologne bottle you own.
- The rest is Body Spray.
** 1/2 point per Proctor and Gamble product (come on people, you already knew about Proctor and Gamble, I’ll not have you boosting your scores so easily!)**
- Toothpaste and cleaning supplies.
Hmm. I don’t read Harry Potter, don’t much care for paisley, and don’t like rock and roll … on the other hand … errr … how many points is the Necronomicon worth, then?
In a two room apartment, I have 10 stuffed animals (30 points) and around 50 candles (50 points). I also have a rabbits foot (1 point).
My CD collection has over 30 recordings of “Jesus Christ Superstar.” At 1 point a song, I’m possessed.
Anybody here ever seen the old video of O Sensei (Aikido’s O Sensei, Morihei Ueshiba) cleansing the dojo of demons?
Get yourself a good bokken and a pure heart, work on your skill and your aim, and you can clear 'em all out daily, no matter how many paisley-sheeted familiar-shaped candle-waxed Harry-Pottered rock’n’roll songs you play.
Wow, I’m screwed. Just call me Mephistophele’s comfy lufah.
Okay. You’re Mephistophele’s comfy lufah.
:d&r:
*1 point per candle, extra point if they are paisley or shaped like frogs, owls, shamrocks, or if they have symbols from “other” cultures/religions.
Well, I know I’ve got at least 2 candles around the house. No shamrocks though. 2
If you own paisley–
ties 3 points
1 tie. 3
*1 point per Harry Potter book or store bought paraphenlia. 5 points if you saw the movies in the theater. 10 points per child if you took children. 20 points per DVD or VHS tape.
Lets see two books, saw both movies and took a kid to see one. 22
*3 points per doll or stuffed animal.
Seven, two of which are leprechauns. 21
1 point per rock ‘n’ roll song that can be played in your home.
Ha, this is WAY to hard to even think about counting. I’ve got to have at least 7200.
5 points for death metal.
I don’t have much death metal though. 20
20 points if you visit a witchdoctor for your ailments.
My doctor is Indian, does this count? What the hell sure. 20
7 points for the possession of mah-jongg tiles.
Hey, I’ve got some of these. Does a computer version count too? 14
7 points for pictures of Guardian Angels. (with demonic faces in their wings)
I’ve got some metal CDs with angels on them, I guess they count, lets just say 21
Grand total of 7323, yep I’m screwed. Lets go listen to so music!
Just on the music and the death metal (are they two different things? you be the judge!) I’d score well over 5000. Do I get bonuses for the “God Hates Us All” t-shirt?
Alright, I’m going to use my dorm and my mother’s house as references. (Dorm=A, House=B)
*1 point per candle, extra point if they are paisley or shaped like frogs, owls, shamrocks, or if they have symbols from “other” cultures/religions.
A: 15
B: 79
If you own paisley–
shirts 5 points
socks 1 point
ties 3 points
pants 5 points
cutains 10 points
bedsheets 20 points
A: 0
B: 0
*2 points if you have a horseshoe in your house for luck. As a matter of fact, 2 points for any symbols of luck in your home. 5 points if they are made from jade.
A:6
B:12
*1 point per Harry Potter book or store bought paraphenlia. 5 points if you saw the movies in the theater. 10 points per child if you took children. 20 points per DVD or VHS tape.
A:0
B:0
*3 points per doll or stuffed animal.
*10 points if it’s a Barbie.
*17 points per Troll doll.
A:3
B:59
1 point per rock ‘n’ roll song that can be played in your home.
A:987
B:987
5 points for death metal.
1 point per Book of Mormon or “books on other religions”, but 10 points for the satanic bible.
A:5
B:7
*10 points for items used in witchcraft.
A:30
B:20
6 points for any demons you have invited into your home.
20 points if you visit a witchdoctor for your ailments.
1 point for Lawry’s seasoned salt.
A:1
B:3
7 points for the possession of mah-jongg tiles.
3 points for owning birthstones.
A:9
B:15
10 points for dreamcatchers.
7 points for pictures of Guardian Angels. (with demonic faces in their wings)
5 points per perfume or cologne bottle you own.
A:55
B:75
1/2 point per Proctor and Gamble product (come on people, you already knew about Proctor and Gamble, I’ll not have you boosting your scores so easily!)
A:3
B:9
*Double your points if you’ve given any of these items out at Halloween. (In other words, if you gave someone a candle of an owl on Halloween, you get 4 points. 1 for the candle, one because it was an owl, and double that for giving it on Halloween.)
Totals…
A: 1,114
B: 1,266
Hey, wait a minute… if things that are from other cultures are evil, what do I get for my mom? ::giggles::
At one point per candle I think this place is over 50 right there. But I’ll be conservative and say 25 because I really don’t feel like counting them. There are a lot.
I am a Colts fan, so I will give myself 2 points right there and add … ten for the Peyton Manning bobblehead doll I have.
We do not have HP books in this house that I can find, but I have seen both movies (though not in theater) and read all four books. I’ll give myself 12 points (half per book), plus another 2 because we rented one of the movies before it ws out on HBO.
Dolls/stuffed animals … oh my. When I came back from home I brought my Marx collection. I will … conservatively … put it at 60. And ten more stuffed animals brings me to 111.
We have AC/DC, which I think can safely be dounted as death/heavy metal, so let’s go 50 right there. That’s 161. And I’ll conservatively guess another 50 rock songs can be played (her CD collection, and some stuff we found when we were bored).
Perfume … let’s go 10 there. Conservative. I don’t know how many fizzy’s mother has, but it must be at least 1, and she has at least one as well.
I don’t know what’s P&G and what isn’t, but it’s of no consequence because that’s 221.
I will have to make a more official count of this stuff, especially the dolls. I wonder … does the fact that they were manufactured by Marx (not Karl, but close enough for these folks, probably) help me in my quest to become the SDMB’s MPP (Most Possessed Poster)?
I scored 201. And that was being generous.
I’m so boring.