His name is Mario.
Esprix
Does he have a brother named Luigi? 
::d&r::
Not THE Mario?
I thought he retired.
Well, yeah, Esprix them Mario Brothers are fun on a date 'cept they have this tendency to bonk ya on the head if they catch you off guard.
Having been one of the people who asked for details elsewhere, I clicked on this so fast my finger cramped up.
And all I get is “Mario”? Come on, there has to be more. Is he gorgeous? Is he smart and funny? Where did you meet him?
As an old married broad, the only dating-type thrills I get are from living vircariously. Help me out here.
Maybe if Yoshi has a night free this week…
He’s gorgeous.
Esprix
Would this be the cartoon version, the Nintendo gaming version, or the Bob Hoskins played version. No matter how you slice it, just a tad bit disturbing.
You people are freaks - you do know that, right?
Esprix
You date a video game character and dare to call us FREAKS!
So this Mario, did he show you his plumber’s snake?
Just beware of that Wario guy. He’s up to no good.
I think Mario’s pretty cute too, he just tends to jump around a lot.
Got a thing for overalls, do you?
Oh I give up…
Esprix
Hey, it could be worse, someone could mention the big hairy ape.
So hey, DETAILS! ALL OF THEM!
Dude.
Mario and Luigi.
At the same time.
I think we shouldn’t be so hasty as to pass judgement on the big hairy ape until it’s determined exactly what is in those barrels that he’s throwing at us.
To bad the gate doesn’t swing both ways, Princess Toadstool joining in would have added to the freakyness.
Whad’you say?
You’re gonna give it up?
:d&r: