You know, y’all are just so damn cool, so I try to jump in and get in on a little of the jokering going on, and what happens? I get stood up!
Well, not by everyone - Coldfire provided me with my witty faux e-mail account (Non_Ignorant_C*cksucking_Doper@hotmail.com), and even Mr Socko gave a shot at a new sig line (even going so far as to call me “the cool Gay Guy,” and giving me, “In most of life, you have to kiss a lot of frogs in order to find a prince. A Socko-ism”).
But what about the rest of you, huh? At least Mullinator told me outright he wouldn’t write me a steamy love letter (and thanks to Chef Troy for ably fitting the bill, and even BigRoryG for his hopelessly heterosexual attempt :D). But where’s my custom sig line from WallyM7? Or my custom profile from Unclebeer? C’mon, guys - when a sock puppet gets a chuckle in before you guys do… what does this say about the state of the SDMB?
Sir, you damn me with faint praise. My letter to you was not able; it was toe-curlingly, fan-yourself-with-the-printout, blush-to-the-hairline, steamy. At least it would have been if I hadn’t been worried about freaking out the straights. If you want NC-17, you’ll have to e-mail me and ask for it.
It’s in my “You’re the Top” thread, a few bumps down here in MPSIMS. OK, I only used “dildo” because it rhymed with “Billdo,” and used you because I already made one crack about Satan, but . . . Hey, even Irving Berlin had to think quick on his feet!
Hey, wait a second. Eve includes you in her “Your The Tops” thread, I include you in my “Trion’s 100th post…” thread. Seems to me Mr. “la-de-da nobody plays with me” needs to spend a little more time reading the board and a little less time complaining.
Geez, Esprix, in the “Totonto” thread I lovingly and patiently explained why I, coyly mentioned by you as the love of your life, could not marry you and move to Canada.
Is that why you’rw upset?
Doctor “Heartbreaker, not Heart Surgeon” Jackson
Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold
