I dunno - Otto or SqrlCub might take issue with that… 
I love ya, babe!
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Swimming, all female posters will in future be judged solely by the “psychic orgasm” standard. You will need to do better than a simple reminder that breasts are an erogenous zone if you’re going to move up in that category.
And SwimmingRiddles is a little difficult to rhyme: dripping piddles? bulging middles? sawing fiddles?
SwimmingRiddles said:
Yikes. Now I have offended the lovely Miss Riddles.
:shuffles feet: Sorry.
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
Esprix,
I asked if you did bar mitzvahs after reading your fantastic take on nuclear proliferation.
The Stanley Cup: A repeat is in the STARS!
You did, and I do. Thank you. 
I honestly did not post this as a “look at me 'cause I’m being ignored” thread, I was just trying to jab at Unc and Wally good-naturedly.
Esprix, who is now waiting for Rousseau to jump in and tell me what an awful person I am
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
I can’t believe how upset you are, especially after all the thought I put in my question to your Ask The Gay Guy thread!
Seriously, you are one of the best aditions this board has seen in the last few months. Posters like you are what keep me coming back to this board.
There, feel better now?
Suck it up already!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Aw gee, Esprix… You don’t like me anymore?
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four days, 20 hours, 31 minutes and 19 seconds.
194 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24.27.
Life saved: 16 hours, 10 minutes.
So it’s sympathy you want, Esprix? I’ve been posting here daily since this friggin’ board opened. I didn’t receive a mention from Wally or Uncle Beer or Mullinator. Or Coldfire or BigRory or ChefTroy. I wasn’t mentioned in Eve’s or Trion’s thread. I’m never mentioned in any of the “popularity” threads. OpalCat ran a poll which took up eight pages, had over a hundred categories, and collected I don’t know how many votes. And I got one lousy vote. In a category which, to add insult to injury, was won by Bug Vomit. Why don’t you just shoot me with that irony gun now, Lord?
And we love you for it! We do! {hug}
Aw, well, shucks… {shuffle feet}
Yes, sir! (Ooo, I feel so butch now!)
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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Aw, jeez, of course I do. You don’t want me to get all girly in front of the Dopers, do you? 
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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{hands up}
OK. You win. I’m Mr. Popularity.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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My lame attempt at humour (see above) was just to try to cheer you up Esprix.
The Turtle Moves
So you see, aenea, you don’t make people feel better with jokes and compliments. You make them feel better by showing them people who are worse off than they are. So I’ll just lay here in my dark damp corner, unloved and miserable, eating worms.
Sealemon88 said:
Uh, you do realize you just said that to a gay guy, don’t you? Was that a request?
Little Nemo, sorry you feel so left out. Even I was mentioned in a thread - by Kat.
Sucks to be you. 
(I’d offer to work you in somewhere, but NOT the “crushes and fantasies” thread.)
::ducking and running::
Esprix is gay?
Light in the loafers limp in the wrist, or butch gay?
Nobody tells me anything. I just found out that Buddy Holly is dead. Or was it Elvis?
OK, I have got a new sig for you.
From MIB: “eat me…EAT ME!!!”
Sorry love, I just got here. grin
If you want me to write you a steamy love letter, I will, but I think we’d have to find someone with a bit more testosterone for it to work.
-Elthia
thank you so much for the url - have you checked out HBI yet?
God no. Who told you that?
A little bit from column “A,” and a little bit from column “B,” just for fun.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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Ah, well, thank you kindly, nice lady, but I already got a love letter from my own Chef Troy and the well-intentioned BigRoryG, but, alas, did not get one from the self-proscribed Steamy Love Letter Mogul Mullinator, as he, like you, felt he might not be up to the task.
I still remain forlorn over UncleBeer’s and Wally’s spurning of my requests.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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WOO HOO!
May I now give you my official profile from UncleBeer:
Esprix
Homepage: www.askthegayguy.com
Occupation: Tight end
Location: Any orifice will do
Interests: Gay Porn, men and so-called deviant acts
Life is good!
So, Wally, are you going to be shown up by Uncle, or are you going to cave in and give me what I want? {heh heh heh}
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
{This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™}