You will be executed. Choose the method.

[Stealth_Potato]

@Mnemnosyne

Of course, my ideal respose to ‘how do you wish to die’ is ‘at the center of a nuclear explosion that can be seen from the Moon’.

You. I like the way you think.

[Noone_Special]

@For You

“Defrensation”? Do you mean “defenestration” (being thrown out a window)?

Personally, given that snoo snoo is not a realistic option, I would choose to be blown up by a concussion bomb that would instantly vaporize my body.

@Mnemnosyne

Pretty much this. I want an explosive powerful enough to instantly vaporize my brain. The rest of my body can stay or go but at minimum I want a charge placed on my head, powerful enough to completely obliterate my head within a few fractions of a second.

Of course, my ideal respose to ‘how do you wish to die’ is ‘at the center of a nuclear explosion that can be seen from the Moon’.

You two – the Secret Service as well as Al Qaida would like a word with you. They have uses for people who want to carry a bomb, that explodes while on them…

I’d choose a closed room, with the atmosphere gradually replaced by CO or Nitrogen.

[AK84]

Death by hypoxia ideally. But, practically death by hanging, specifically long drop seems the only quick way to go.

[Mangetout]

If we can work out a foolproof method of signalling whether I remain conscious immediately afterwards, I’ll volunteer for the guillotine - and maybe get a chance to answer that question definitively. I want a pillow in the head basket though - it would be kind of ironic if beheading were only painful because your head hits the deck/

Otherwise, I’ll go for nitrogen asphyxiation, or ride an atomic bomb.

[Patty_O_Furniture]

@handsomeharry

Pardon my dumbness…snoo snoo would be the same as boom boom?

It means death by the 75th Governor of New Hampshire.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Pine_Fresh_Scent

Death by snoo snoo, of course.

Damn you.

[kayaker]

Chocolate.

[billfish678]

@handsomeharry

Uh, I think that that’s 50% of the problem with freezing to death…

Interestingly enough, my bout with hypothermia did not include a I am cold as shit phase. And being a proper southern boy I HATE being cold. It involved conditions where hypothermia could occur and just massize amounts of exertion leading to exhaustion coupled with a severe lack of sleep.

PSA time. Remember folks, the cold weather is upon us and hypothermia is deadly serious business. And it can happen in much milder conditions than many folks think.

[Sicks_Ate]

Holy crap…reading the title of the thread made me remember a dream a had last night that I’ll bet I would neve have remembered otherwise.

Anyway, in the dream for some reason I don’t remember, I was being executed. Bad guy stuck a patch of plastic explosive on my temple, and when the time came he was just going to press a button and mmbuh-bye now.

Never got to that point in the dream, but it really doesn’t seem like a bad way to go.

[Czarcasm]

@Stealth_Potato

Artificially induced supernova, of course. If I don’t get to live I don’t see why anybody else should either!

Naturally occurring supernova. I’m in no hurry.

[Digital_is_the_new_Analog]

A buddy of mine used to say if he had a terminal illness and was close to death, he’d grab a few scuba tanks and dive deep until he was narked. Then he’d just enjoy the show until he ran out of air.
-D/a

[Robot_Arm]

Spoilered for the two-click, not-safe-for-work rule:Other.

[Meatros]

Ideally something like a nuclear blast or death via shotgun. I’d prefer not to leave a mess though, so I’m not entirely sure how that would work out.

[The_Second_Stone]

@Patty_O_Furniture

It means death by the 75th Governor of New Hampshire.

You actually owe me a keyboard.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Robot_Arm

Spoilered for the two-click, not-safe-for-work rule:Other.

Beat me to it.

Firing squad for me, then. If you wanna kill me then you gotta clean it up. I’d prefer a number of headshots, but I think I could deal with the high caliber round to the heart like they supposedly try to do. Actually, I guess it wouldn’t matter if I could deal with it, because I’d have to regardless. And no blindfold.

[CT_Damsel]

exsanguination
femoral artery

[VOW]

Old age.

I think you get a headache with CO poisoning. Since I have chronic headaches, I’ll pass on that one.

I’ll also (alas!) pass on death by chocolate, since THAT would probably give me a headache, too.

I want something painless.

Well, Hell, I guess that eliminates old age…
~VOW

[toofs]

@Inigo_Montoya

Beat me to it.

Firing squad for me, then. If you wanna kill me then you gotta clean it up. I’d prefer a number of headshots, but I think I could deal with the high caliber round to the heart like they supposedly try to do. Actually, I guess it wouldn’t matter if I could deal with it, because I’d have to regardless. And no blindfold.

Yeah, I wanna make a mess. Hell, film it 60fps with a 4K video camera while I detonate a hand grenade under my chin while standing naked in a courtyard. Put it on liveleak, and I will be remembered forever.

[Sicks_Ate]

39 posts, and nobody has stated a preference for ‘botched auto-erotic asphyxiation’??

[Mr.Accident]

Unrealistically I want to be suspended in a force bubble, dropped to the deepest part of the ocean, and the bubble instantly shut off.

Realistically I’ll take death by exhaustion caused from continuous sex with beautiful Irish twins who are into my every kink.