Google Image search result for “Wiccan Nudist”.
Tre weird, non?
I figured that one out myself.
Um, makes perfect nonsense to me… 
(But I suppose there aren’t many Wiccan Nudists out there, just as there aren’t many good Presidents named George W Bush…)
Ah! it all makes sense now! W. is one of those self-hating pagans! yeesh. That really is weird though.
And I am not sure whether I want to know how that happened.
wonders what exactly someone who googles “Wiccan Nudist” could possibly be looking for
Naked chicks standing in pentagrams? 2-in-1 broomstick dildos?
Oh, I get it! You were attempting Google Whacking, no?
[sub]-looks to audience-[/sub]
Wait a moment you dirty minds! Google whacking is really this:
http://www.sietsma.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/korny/KornyPikie.cgi?GoogleWhacking
I seem to remember that they prefer the term “sky-clad,” so I Goolged “Wiccan Sky clad:”
http://www.originalmagick.com/bumperstickers/page2/EBSKY.jpg
Well, that’s pretty literal, so I kept it simple and Googled “wiccan naked:”
http://www.choicetreasures.com/assets/inner_38.gif
Which, on the other hand is rather vague. Tried “Wiccan sex:”
http://ghettobox.dhs.org/nightspell/saros_large.jpg
Doesn’t exactly set my heart aflame, but mom always said there was someone for everybody.
How about “Wiccan Woman?”
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0062509349/categoricalgeome/ref%3Dnosim/104-3552686-5550360
Hmm, be careful what you ask for…
OK, enough subtlety, what happens for “Wiccan Buttcrack?”
“Your search - wiccan buttcrack - did not match any documents.”
So I’m going to register as a squatter on the domain name Wiccan Buttcrack, and anyone who needs it will have to fork over the green.
Oh man I love Barbara Walker! The Women’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets is a great book!
(sorry, partial hijack)
I have a nightshirt that says “I’d rather be skyclad” for what it’s worth.
Btw, wiccan asscrack comes up with 7 hits 
I have never owned a 2-in-1 dildo 
And where I live, most of the year the climate is too cold for a naked frolic - you’d freeze your bits off, and wouldn’t need woad to turn blue.
Makes perfect sense to me… nudist… bush…