I was in line at the video store yesterday and overheard this conversation:
“Let’s rent Pirates of the Caribbean!”
“Oh, no. I heard good things about it but I won’t watch it with that ugly man in there.”
WTF??? Ugly man??? I assumed she was talking about Barbossa (who is NOT ugly, rather yummy actually.) But even if she rated movies this way, surely the loveliness that is Johnny and Orlando would cancel him out. How are cursed zombie pirates supposed to look anyway? Nice and pretty? Eeeesh.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…Orlando…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(my husband hates when I drool over him)mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
Ah. Here I was all set to explain how the genetic engineering and careful manipulation done during embryonic development rendered the Jango Fett copies capable of perfect assimilation of nutrients with no waste products whatsoever.
Which is the reason you won’t see poop of the clones.
And I thought it was l33t-speak for a Happy Days character.
Yea, my mom was like the only person on earth who didn’t like it. “Because the guys are just so ugly!”
“They’re evil undead zombie pirates! They’re not going to be freshly bathed and wearing tuxes!” I says.
And thought this thread was about college students who want to defend our nation’s jams and jellies. . .
the Preserves Officers Training Corps. 
“They’re evil undead zombie pirates! They’re not going to be freshly bathed and wearing tuxes!” I says.
I’m stealing that quote, GMRyujin! q;}
Here I was expecting someone who was mystified by the position that a film based on a ride at Disneyland is, on principle, a bad idea. I really should have known better.
I do have high hopes for next summer’s It’s a Small World, though.
I’ll second the mmmmm…Orlando and add a sigh for Johnny.
Phnord, please do.
Larry, Tell me you’re joking?!
Actually, I think they may have been talking about Johnny Depp.
I know, I know, apparently he’s hot stuff. But to me he just looks… weird.
I thought Orlando Bloom was actually very blah looking in this movie. Nothing great. The Gareth guy from “The Office” is even more repellent in this, but his part is pretty small, I don’t know if she was talking about him. The most attractive one was the, uh, Military Jerk Guy, you know, Steve from “Coupling”.
Pie Of Transvestite Charlie?