You Wrecked My Vacation, You Fucking Sack of Steaming Shit

The BBQ Pit
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Okay, we all know that you’re 12. You’ve always been verbally abusive, but this year took the motherfucking cake. You threaten your father with police action because he gestured TOWARDS you with a fork in a restaurant? You ignore your parents, are verbally abusive towards them, are a hateful fucking snotfaced shitwad.

You fucked up my vacation. I love my vacation. I love the ocean. And, I now have no friendship left with your parents who are really lovely folks, because of your selfish snivelling infantile fucking whining. Your manipulation. The examples are so numerous, I can’t figure out where to start.

At some point, and I do so dearly hope that it’s sooner rather than later, some kid at school will catch you being an asshole motherfucker arrogant whiny piece of crap, and will summarily beat you badly. Maybe you’ll get the point. You have contempt and derision for your parents. I made it so fucking clear YEARS ago that you have no place touching my daughter, no matter what the context. Thought I forgot that, shit for brains? When you slapped her arm, I said it in front of both families-" You remember when I told you to never touch her again?". He went pale. Apparently he does indeed believe that I’ll make good on my threat to end the friendship for good if he ever does something out of line again. What he did years ago was mostly misplaced, and not truly threatening, but I don’t trust this sack of whale spew.

You have trashed my week of soothing beaches and cool waves. You have turned me into an angry screaming father when I should have been enjoying my family. I went to a goddamned CHIROPRACTOR on Cape Cod ( I fell in love. She was a goddess. Another story.), because my back went into spasm, I was so angry. You useless magnet for all things awful and shitty. My BP was 156/98- FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING AWFUL CHILD.

So, now I’m home, having missed what sounded like one rocking Dopefest in NYC, and instead having spent a week in the physical presence of the Antichrist.

How to shed the fury? That kid doesn’t deserve to have this influence on me, and yet I’m raging. And, will never vacation with them again. Ever.

Shit. :mad:

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Bummer of a vacation, Toonie. I know from personal experience that it’s hard to stop someone like that from living rent-free in your head. But keep repeating: The little bugger is not so powerful over me that he can wreck my vacation! Say it until you believe it! Remember, your resentment of him does not harm him at all.

But until you can achieve said Zen-like state, definitely follow your plan and stay away from the little misfit.

In extreme cases of resentment, I go around hoping that the object of my resentment finds as much happiness in life as I hope to find for myself. Counter-intuitive, but it worked for me.

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Kid needs reigning in, parent have the responsability to do it.

Nothing worse than the inexperienced and inadequately informed building themselves a position of power, someone needs to bring his tinny little castle crumbling down.

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I don’t WANT him to find happiness. I wish for rich and varied happinesses in my life. I wish for his life to be one of gray, dull, aching, painful lonliness, punctuated by bitter disappointment.

Okay, so that’s a bit overboard. I just wish he’d get his shit together NOT in front of me. Now, I get no second chance at vacation. <pout> I REALLY LOVE THE OCEAN. Dammit.

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My advise for happiness? Or at least a little distraction?

Go find whatever neighbor was bringing your mail in while you were on vacation and tell him to HAND OVER YOUR WHITE ELEPHANT box!

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<---------- laughing…oooooh, does that mean that Cranky sent me a l’il sumpin??? I MUST get to the P.O. box poste haste :smiley:

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