You'll like Cinderella Man, or Your Money Back!

Movie Theaters are getting desperate:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050629/en_nm/film_cinderella_dc

I think that a better encoragement would be to threaten to have unhappy viewers guest star on “Russell Crowe’s fighting around the world”

I HATE period dramas; they make me want to lacerate myself repeatedly just to relieve the boredom. They’re always about 16 hours long, plodding, overwrought, and oh-so-aware of their own artsy-fartsy-ness. They’d have to pay me a heck of a lot more than $8 to sit through this.

Could people be boycotting this movie because of Crowe’s jackassery?