Attached, too.
Hey, she nailed the $15 gift limit. Cut her some slack.
I think this is really sweet, actually, Shirley.
And no, a 1A battery is not enough power!
Not to be used interchangably!!!
Milquetoast, you can buy vibrators that look almost exactly like that marketed as personal massagers. I don’t know if they still carry them, but Spencer’s Gifts used to have day-glo colored ones in brightly colored, but non-suggestive boxes. If someone saw the package and were very sheltered on sexual matters, as I imagine FundieAuntie may well be, I could totally see someone thinking they were personal massagers rather than, ahem, very personal massagers.
Although, in the spirit of Christmas, I have to wonder if your mom didn’t see the expression on your face and take pity on you. Maybe she hates sports trivia, but knows you like it, and is going to return that crazy thing and buy that hair stuff she’s had her eye on.
Come on, at least that’s a story that won’t keep you up at night.
Just don’t ask Mom how “Bob”* is, she might tell you! D:
*Battery operated boyfriend
The question is, are you going to let your mom know the type of use this item is put to in the real world? If so, get the reaction on video – it should be priceless.
I got a hardboiled egg for Christmas. Yes really. It did not survive a 3 hour train and bus journey and I arrived at the family home to find it had gone off. The front room now smells a l’oeuf mal 
Maybe she was re-gifting it.
Hopefully, un-used.
originally from Dmark:
Maybe she was re-gifting it.
Hopefully, un-used.
EWWWW!!
Wow…that I grossed you out enough to post your 14th post in 18 months, I feel very honored!