Youngest Poster

Who is it? No, not who was VOTED, I’m curious as to who is actually the youngest registered person.


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By process of elimination:

it isn’t me.


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I was, in fact, voted ‘Youngest Male Poster’, but I’m 16 years old (17 in November) and I’m sure it isn’t me.


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Not I

I’m 20, but somehow I think there’s someone younger out there in the teeming thousands.


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I just turned 15 today! I think I am one of the youngest posters, but I think there may be others out there younger than I.

Happy Birthday Amazingrace !

I’m not sure but tinycow may have you beat.


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Wow. I’m 16 now (17 next Feb.). I figured I was one of the younger ones, if not THE youngest.

Although he has made only two or three posts, Melin’s and my Middle Son, who is registered here as “Middle Son” may be the youngest poster; his birthday is October 3, 1988, making him eleven and a half years old.

Our Eldest Son, registered as such, was fifteen on March 11. He has a handful of posts.

I got all of you beat I’m still in my mothers womb!! Aint modern science great? :slight_smile:


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Oldest/Youngest Doper
Here’s the thread that was done on it a few months ago.

As for me, nope, not actually the youngest, although I may be the youngest who really “transferred” over from the old AOL area, and yes, I was voted Youngest Female. I’ve sorta remained in relative obscurity on the boards, though, so I’m surprised someone else didn’t pick up the title.


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