Your cat has fatally stabbed your loaf of bread. Do you still eat it?

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And I have to know: Where was the bread when Bebe was poking at it, if your solution was to put it in a chair? Was the bread lying on the floor to begin with?

Don’t bother answering 'cause I already know that it was. That loaf bread had been lying on the floor all week, along with a container of milk and a stick of butter.
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bursting into sobs

It’s true! The bread had been on the living room floor all day before I finally put it in the chair! That’s why BeBe had been playing with it!

I should be charged with wreckless endangerment!