Sometimes I admire trolls for the responses they garner due to their extreme lack of grey matter. Well here’s your chance to post a subject worthy of a troll. Let’s not expect answers here, but simply some subjects that may be considered “Troll Worthy.”
Here we go.
“After having sex with my 15 year old nephew, I like to savor a piping hot mug of my own urine while reading my KKK periodicals. Is this wrong?”
Note: The previous statement is not true by the way.
wHy DoS AnYoNe LiKe wAlY7 Or SaTtAn? iVe ReAd tHeRe PoStS AnD CaNt SeE WhY AnYoNe LiKeS tHeM.
(Notice the poor spelling and atrocious capitalization- the general markings of trollus messageboardius. But also notice the inane arc at which his attack hits the mark- he attacks two of the most popular posters on this board, thereby guaranteeing that his thread is filled with defenders- most notably, one John Corrado, who seems to think he can weasel into other’s graces by defending them from the attacks of idiots. Let’s hide here in the bushes and see who first takes the bait of this splendid example of trolling.)
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame
Usually posted by the kind of guy who couldn’t get near a woman if he was reincarnated as a speculum.
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
How about:
“I lyke it when wimen come to get laid with me with their big boobs and yummy butts”
Ignorant since 1972
The cathlik church is the One True church, prodistents and all other religins are damned to Hell.
Becuse there decieved by Satan.
Take that, Jack Chick.
Did I do the spelling errors OK?
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo
I don’t know about you guys, but I think some of the trolls are pretty cool, and they are actually to be honest, funnier then you regular members.
but thats just my opinion.
KoRn RULES!!!XAND IF YTOU DONT THNIK SOI THEN U SUXCK!!!11111!!!
KoRnFrEaK420
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
The spelling errors and fractured sentence structure are quite good, but in regulation competition, style points may be deducted for failing to use ALL CAPITALS.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Here’s a previous thread on this very topic. This should give you some ideas.
STRATE DOAP IS GAY, VOME GET SOME~!
Er, inside joke. Don’t ask.
Mr. Armageddon
“Just when you thought you had all the answers, I went and changed the questions!”–Roddy Piper
Ghost, what’s the matter with you? Are you some kind of a troll?
i have a question, so, wit all the polititions and this huge government thats supposed to be some kind of a democracy or something and then thers these militia groups who fight the MAN because the conspiracy theorists say that the government really ain’t no democracy but is some kind of weird spook run dictatorship like how the pope does it not some alien thing and so i have to think about the separation of church and state because we all know their can be no government without GOD of course so the conspiracy theorists are wrong because thats bad for GOD and thats hairetical so these sceptics are just sceptisizing so they kan still be sceptics SO THE SCEPTICS ARE BAD YOU CANT JUST QUESTION STUFF WILLY NILLY so you see what i mean.
i have a question, so, wit all the polititions and this huge government thats supposed to be some kind of a democracy or something and then thers these militia groups who fight the MAN because the conspiracy theorists say that the government really ain’t no democracy but is some kind of weird spook run dictatorship like how the pope does it not some alien thing and so i have to think about the separation of church and state because we all know their can be no government without GOD of course so the conspiracy theorists are wrong because thats bad for GOD and thats hairetical so these sceptics are just sceptisizing so they kan still be sceptics SO THE SCEPTICS ARE BAD YOU CANT JUST QUESTION STUFF WILLY NILLY so you see what i mean.
oh and by the way im sorry for the post but please thake my question seriosly
John Corrobo is such a lamer becuz he is so lame he paretends ro fight IGNORANTS but all he duz is pick on my FREINDZ! and they RULE! but he just sez we R dumb and trolling but he starts it first maybe he shulld turn the MIRROR becuz I’m going to coledge to be a writer you LOSER!!! U SUK!!! $ he is also a HOMO!!!
Politics aside, anyone notice that Hillary has an ass the size of Montana?
HOMEOPATHY is the CURE for all the world’s problems. It’ just the victem of the World Medical ESTABLISHMENT via the Pharmacutecal Corporations. They don’t want the real cure for cancer, asthma, AIDS and HIV, multiple sclerosis, drug addiction, hives, and ALL illness revealed because it would ruin teh Death Industry. The FDA (and their puppets in Congress) are out to squash all the real thinkers with their special cures because they are pimps for the Pharmecueticle Corporations and the Death Industry. WHY IS OUR GOVERNMENT SELLING US OUT?! Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger, you should really get out and research this for yourself like I did.
So, what say we make a big pile of flags, light them on fire, and throw all the guns on top?
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
WIGGUMS A FAG YOUR ALL FAGS EVERYTIME I CUM HERE YOU ALL JUST GET ALL FAGGY ON ME FOR ASKING A SIMPLE STUPID QUESTION LIKE WHAT IS THE THIRD WORD ENDING WITH GRY!!! FUCKING MEMBERSUCKINGFAGGOTS!! I GUESS IM JUST STUPID THEN HUH IS THAT IT IS THAT ALL YOU THINK OF NEW PEOPLE ASKING REAL QUESTIONS LIKE WHY DO YOU PARK ON A DRIVEWAY AND FUCKING DRIVE ON A PARKWAY FREAKIN HOMOS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU OLD MIDLEAGED LOOSERS NOW I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT I GOTTA GO SMOKE A JOINT AND GET SOME ASS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND WHO IS BRITTNEY SPEARS THATS RIGHT BRITTNEY SPEARS!!!
Did I overdue the spelling errors?