My co-worker and I are currently exchanging such witticisms as “Your epidermis is showing,” followed by an email regarding whether her refrigerator was running, and a discussion involving whether it would be best to let Prince Albert out of his can.
Unfortunately, I’m now stumped. Can anyone else think of any other childish quips that I can use?
And another funny thing we do…whenever the question is “where’s the (insert name of just about anything here)”, and you just happen to have it, the correct response is:
"Why it’s…RIGHT BEHIND YOUR EAR!! (while making pathetically ham-fisted attempt to ‘magically’ produce it with a fluorish). Especially funny with large, bulky, or explosive/toxic materials (I work in a lab).
My ex-bf, when I would ask him where something is, would always answer “if it was in your ass, you’d know where it was”. It used to frustrate me to no end, but ever since then when someone asks me where something is, I always think “If it was in your ass, you’d know where it was”
Here is one to do when you are at a friends house and the phone rings. As your friend (For this example, call her Kathy) goes to answer it, get her attention and say:
You: “Hey, Kathy”
You: “Your phone’s ringing. I’m just trying to be helpful.”
Then there is the one where when anyone says anything about being deaf, hard of hearing or having a lack of communication, you respond by saying, “What was that?”
How about the ever popular goose chases for such items as: