Your Fantasy Xmas Gift List

Just one thing.

This.

A case of a really good vintage St Julien. 1990 Chateau Lagrange, for example. For drinking, damn it.
A Betty Jackson coat.
Satellite broadband.

A German-built house in Ireland? Heavens, Annie, that’s practically perfect!

Tansu, did you see this…

“The house is wired for telephone and computer network throughout.”

Already wired so we can have two computers networked. Three! Four!

My only chance of ever buying this house is the lottery, so I’m starting to buy tickets.

Can I have a glass of your wine? I’ll let you look at my house?

I want:

A Tivo.

A computer with a CD ROM that works.

And a printer that has all of its printer heads working.

Plane tickets to visit friends, Doper and otherwise.

A cruise to celebrate five years of marriage to my husband.

Another cat, plus a lackey to come clean the litterboxes daily.

A house on several acres with a huge fenced yard for the dog, a swingset for the kid, and tons of gardening space for me.

Someone to come clean and organize my desk (and life) every day.

I want:

a kick ass powerbook and flat monitor,
an unlimited gift card for Home Depot,
a job for my hubby that pays enough so I can stay home with the kids,
to feel like a teenager again
but since I know it won’t happen, can I just settle on all my siblings being happy and getting along?

A Shannon Pilot 47 and enough money to keep her maintained and provisioned as we spend the rest of our lives cruising to just about any place on earth that has a safe anchorage.

Well, you did say fantasy.

A dressage saddle. A two-horse trailer and a big ol’ truck to pull it. A place to park said truck n’ trailer. Unlimited funding for shows and clinics (and truck insurance).

Yeah, that would about cover it.

Let’s see, what do I want?

[ul]Plane tickets, lots and lots of plane tickets, and the time off to use them.

A CD burner

Some proper RenFest garb

An enormous gift certificate to a good bookstore-a few hundred dollars could keep me happy for years. Or happier, at least.

Ditto for a good record/video store

A black Ford Escape, with a good stereo[/ul]

Ooh, a fantasy list, eh? Hmmm…[ul]
[li]Winona Ryder wearing a red ribbon and bow.[/li][li]A Tablet PC.[/li][li]A fully maxed out Falcon Northwest Mach V system.[/li][li]Complete control over the weather in my city.[/li][li]A killer rabbit, a dead parrot, a Black Knight, and Patsy.[/li][li]Four years of paid tuition and dorm fees for my kids’ choice of college.[/li][li]A castle tour of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Germany, and France and a month-long vacation in Greece.[/li][li]A lifetime supply of books and software.[/li][li]My very own dragon to ride to work on.[/li][/ul]

Oooh, I could go on and on and on…

– A great big stack of money so I could a) pay off my college loans, and b) quit my awful, awful job

– A nice little house in a nice little town in Vermont

– A nice little job in the nice little town in (nice little) Vermont

– A kitty. Or two kitties. Nice ones.

– Killer abs

– A man. Preferably rich, sexy, brilliant, funny, hard-working and in love with me. But I’d be willing to forego rich if Santa comes through with the money from the top of my list.

– A cello and the ability to play it

And so much more…

Love, Kn*ckers

A grimoire…
And a full supply of fresh and dried herbs…
A whole library of Fantasy/fiction books all over 500 pages long just waiting to be read…
A house thats NOT on an island…
A cat…
A fake I.D…