Hermes (to Bender): You got horribly mangled, and now you’re a rock star! Both our dreams came true!
Hermes contemp for Zoidberk is particularly hilarious.
Leela, whilst blind, takes off before the roof has fully retracted, causing some damage.
Hermes: (pointing to Zoidberg) That’s coming out of YOUR pay!
(While trapped under water deciding what to eat.)
Hermes: There are rules for this sort of situation (hold up a book on canabilism code of conduct.) Now, I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg…I mean, lobster Newberg…I mean, Doctor Zoidberg.
Hermes does hate Zoidberg SOOO much. It is quite comical in its strength.