and bark, bark like a Rhymer!
It’s funny that I can switch moods with what I like, and suddenly what turned me on five minutes ago can suddenly bore me. For instance maybe I like the sight of a woman playing with herself with no one else around. Total turn on. Then I think it would be better if she was blowing a guy. So I’ll seek out blowjob movies. And maybe one will start with a woman playing with herself. Boring! Fast forward. Then I’ll suddenly be in the mood for a handjob movie. I’ll start watching one, and – hey! Get your mouth off of that thing!
You’re trying to figure out ***why ***we like what we like? Good luck with that. I enjoy watching a good blow job video. Don’t want to over-analyze why. I do like to watch what appears to be a woman really enjoy pleasing the penis and the man attached. I don’t think there is any reason a straight male wouldn’t enjoy watching “other males get aroused and ejaculate.” Straight males like sex, and like watching sex (generally).
What happened to romance? I enjoy good romance erotica. I am, despite all accusations of misogyny, a complete romantic softie.
“What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!”
I need an option for ‘All of the above’.
I like complicated porn 
I didn’t think it was that obscure.
Okay, three other people clicked ‘drugs’. Where are all these videos of ladies smoking the cheeba? I have been unable to find more than a few. 
Lately, I can’t seem to get enough of creampie porn. Maybe it’s because I have baby-making on the brain and that really gets me going. I used to be pretty up to whatever “ending” they wanted, but now, I pretty much only wanna see porn that ends with creampies.
That or lesbians. I know there aren’t creampies in that, but damn, I love watching two hot chicks go at it.
Just because I am no longer actively seeking to conquer the Earth does not mean I demobbed the radioactive mosquito squadrons.
Some missing categories:
Teens
Mature/MILFs
Old and Young
Voyeur
Showers/bathtubs
Massages
Lingerie/bikini
Celebrity
Interracial
Some of those if forgot, some I considered too obscure, but I did include lingerie.
carefully taking notes
I mean. Uh. Look, a monkey! dives out the window
What the hell is ‘creampie’ porn? I’m assuming it ends with a view of a vulva all schmeared with fluids?
This is me, pretty much.
If I did watch porn, I think it would take me forever to find something I’d really be able to get into. Probably 2 women I personally find attractive (and I’m picky) obviously having a great time, doing 100% vanilla sex acts.
I LOVE it when you talk dirty.
What fetishes are actually represented? Everything mentioned seemed pretty mainstream. There’s not even foot fetish (the most popular “fetish”, to the point that some consider it mainstream).
I also agree with TDN about things switching around. One thing that is the most annoying is that what you don’t want to be attracted to seems to be the one that lasts longer.
I’ll just comment on the one thing I think I’m probably out of the norm for - I’m almost totally bored by solo scenes. If there’s not at least two people it doesn’t interest me. I always fast forward to the next scene. And yet the idea of actually watching someone solo, in a real life voyeuristic sense, does really turn me on.
That’s all we can reasonably ask of you.
Not necessarily “schmeared.” It’s when he comes inside the woman. Some fetish porn exists where the guy (or perhaps a cuckolded husband) then proceeds to suck the jizz out of her… that’s not what I’m into. I know it’s all psychological for me, but I get turned on by the guys busting a nut inside the chick because Mr. Serenata and I are trying to get pregnant and so I’m on baby-brain and find that very sexy.
Hmmph. No hand-holding porn?
“If there is a better way of exchanging long protein strings, I’d like to know about it!”
Mmm, vanilla cream pie.
Now I’m hungry.