Your favorite kind of porn contains the following:

Takes notes

You consider giving a blowjob a submissive act? The blower has near total power over the recipient. They can make the recipient dance like a puppet on strings, or bite the penis off. The giver has all the power at the moment.

So, I have a question about porn, and it’s about porn with “plots.” It has recently come to my attention that there are horror/porn movies. Something about slaying a one-eyed monster, I think? Anyway, now I need to know this:
Are there Christmas themed porn movies? You know, Santa filling a few chimneys, maybe doing a few elves, stuff like that.

Oh, good heavens, yes…

Go to any of the free porn sites and put in XMas or Christmas.

Let’s face it. When it comes to sex, EVERYKIND of porn exists for some body out there.

Food, balloons, clowns, ankle socks, clocks, etc…

Yes. I have no need to see a dick that doesn’t belong to me.

Rule 34.

A female friend once told me she had a fantasy about “A clown with six pack abs” involving her in various circus themed sex acts.

I said “Ya know, I’m a clown”

She looked at me and said “I said with six pack abs!”

Damn, I getting so fat I can hardly see my own.

OHMYGOD, I stumped it. No doughnut porn!

That just means that nobody has thought to give anything a “doughnut” tag. :wink:

See me after class, young man.

In the bung, in the mouth. Squrt on face, clean him off. Load the twat, lick that out, and share the treasure. Load the mouth and share the treasure.

Tentacle sex - Stump fucking - Water sports - Fisting and other large objects
Just the usual suspects.