The parking lot at work is across the street from my building, and I sometimes park at the very end of the lot under the shade. Beyong the parking lot is a bank that goes down to a back street. Recently, the city cut away the wild growth in that area and put a little park in its place. They put in a short wall, some plants, and a sculpture.
One day when I was walking to my truck, I saw a black dude with dreadlocks sitting on the wall. His back was to me, and I had first assumed he was sitting by himself. As I got closer to my truck, I saw some sort of movement in front of him. Then I saw that it was a girl’s dress. She was giving him a blowjob, right there in front of God and everybody!
Before I got in my truck, I gave them a little golf clap. The girl’s head all the sudden popped up. She was a cute redheaded white girl and started talking to the black dude like that was what they had been doing all along. They both looked to be high school age.
That’s something you don’t expect to see leaving work.
I was at the Apple River in Wisconsin, tubing about 10-12 years ago. We’d just gotten done and I was sitting on the tailgate of my pickup truck, changing shoes.
Right across the aisle from me, this couple opens their car door, then the guy holds up a towel across the open side, to create a little ‘changing area’ for her.
Back when I lived in Key Largo the people next door moved away, but decided to make their house a rental property. This being Key Largo, naturally it was usually rented on a weekly basis, and they must have advertised in some newlywed publication, because nearly every renter was a yougn couple.
Both houses had a nice view off the back, and more or less the same view from the side, which prompted nearly every renter to open their bathroom window when they took a shower. And since their bathroom faced my living room I usually got a nice view. Did I mention this was mostly young couples? Many times the showers involved both people.
A couple had sex in front of me in a parking lot. It was night, they were almost fully clothed, and they were far enough away that you couldn’t see all the details, but their body positions and movements made it obvious what they were doing.
Also, in a Vegas strip club, two female dancers went into the audience and went down on each other at one of the tables. I was about 3 feet away. They made plenty of money in tips after that.
In an Australian strip club (Melbourne perhaps?), the dancer pulled some guy out of the audience and gave him a blow job on stage. Then, she laid him on his back, mounted, and finished with a nice round of applause from the audience. I was about 10-15 rows back so I didn’t get the close-up.
Another time, I was jogging around a park and a woman had her face moving around in a man’s lap in one of the cars I ran past. I just kept jogging.
I was showing a friend around the revolutionary war sites in Central Park. There’s a rocky promentory where cannons were situated because you get such a great long distance view from it. Surely the couple having sex on the rocks much have realized that if they had a great view over half the park, half the park had a great view of them?
In Zuma Beach, California just north of Malibu there is an outcropping of rock that is fun to climb and covers a cove that some nudist sometimes use. I was there one day and got to the top and just sat down enjoying the sun and cool breeze. As I look to my left i spy a couple snuggling in a small cave like shelf on the far side of the rock. They were far enuf away that i couldnt see details of their faces but close enuf to tell which was the guy. How romantic I thought. A young loving couple in a great romantic setting, softly kissing each other and OH MY GAWD She took off her top!! What the hell??! She’s yanking off his pants!! She’s not gonna go down on …wups there she goes! Dont they see me over here??! Uh guys? Yoohoo…? Geez. should I go? What else could happen… Sweet Goddess! She’s taking off her shorts, straddling him and riding him like a mechanical bull. Thats it! If they dont stop this in the next 10 minutes I’m Leaving! I can hear their moans over the wind and the waves crashing down by the cove. Oh good, theyre done… gotta get outta here before they realize they gave me a free show. Shheesh, if that was done for my benefit I wouldve tipped generously. I walk up the path kinda towards their direction to check out the houses behind the rock. As i get nearabouts where the show was held 2 blond teenagers emerge around the ned. The girl was blushing brite red and the guy had a grin from ear to ear. I couldnt tell if they recognized me or not. I walked past them a little faster than usual…
