Okay, another one. A man and a woman get on an elevator together. The man says, “I’d like a little pussy!”
The woman says, “So would I. Mine’s as big as a handbag!”
Did you see the story on BBC / CNN yesterday about the man who ate his baby’s foot?
He claims that he did not know his wife was pregant…
When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
After he eats his first Brownie
I don’t know if there’s a line in this thread, but if there is, I think you have crossed it. I’m not trying to jump down your throat, but I don’t think this was supposed to be an “anything goes” kind of thread. There are still standards here. My personal rule of thumb is that if I wouldn’t say something at a crowded dinner party, I don’t post it to the SDMB. For y’all’s consideration.
A guy walks into a psychiatrit’s office and he’s completely naked and wrapped in saran wrap. He says to the doctor ‘Doctor, doctor, you’ve got to tell me if I’m crazy.’ The doctor says ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.’"
If there’s a line in this thread, it was trampled a long time ago.
I agree, if it’s ok to talk about babies in a blender, then the “n” word is pretty mild by comparison
A skeleton walks into a bar, says “hey bartender, gimmie a beer and a mop”
My husband’s favorite one-liner:
Baby seal walks into a club.
Best baby joke ever:
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby.
Dinsdale-
Ding! Ding! Ding! Winnah!!!
Kick ass, man.
Penguin drops his car off for repairs and goes next door to the ice cream shop to wait. When he returns the mechanic gives him the bad news: “Hey buddy- looks like you blew a seal”. Penguin wipes his mouth and says “no way- it’s just ice cream, man!”