Your four-year old is too young for "Slither"

So…this is appropriate viewing for any age group?

I’ve just realised that I have hardly ever experienced issues with children making noise or running around or annoying teens on their mobs etc and I am a movie goer!
This must be due to one of the following:

  1. NZers have much better Movie Theatre ettiquette
  2. I usually go to see movies at night
  3. I usually see arthouse or slightly non-block buster type movies that teens and children and low socioeconomic families are not attracted to (generally speaking)
  4. We have a lack of teenagers or children in Auckland
  5. We have better parenting skills
  6. I have very good luck
  7. We have less additives and sugar in our movie theatre snacks
  8. Movie theatre snacks cost too much so noone buys them for their kids
    Now some of these are patently not true - but which ones?

Ha! A trick question! This “New Zealand” place to which you refer doesn’t really exist, so all of them are false! Bow to my superior logic!

So, what’s my prize for getting it right?

Aww shucks… of course! I can’t take complete credit for it. A sweet little old lady at my sister’s church used it on her, and I have loved it ever since.

Sure, as long as there’s no sex in it.

I appreciate a quality kill. Although this isn’t my favorite genre, if I could string all the quality kills from all these types of movies together, I’d happily sit through it twice!

What makes you say that?
You could say that the New Zealand you know of doesn’t exist, but there is another one!

You took your dog to the movie theater??

Yeah, she’s very intelligent…No, this is just another example of how my mum would tell others off.