And please just report a post if you have a problem with it.
And a conversation would be necessary to know what to do, IRL.
At bedtime, I take an opiate and a muscle relaxant. If I know that I’ll be canoodling that night, I don’t take the meds until after said canoodling. If I do take it and start canoodling, well, I’m not accountable for falling asleep.
Said sleep has absolutely no relationship to the guy’s performance. I just can’t fight the drug combo. I tell anyone I’m sleeping with about that, and not to worry if I do fall asleep in that situation. (I’ve also fallen asleep while reading, playing Scrabble on the Kindle, and mid-sentence.)
And so I’m fine with him finishing. Doesn’t seem fair for me to get mine and him not get his.
Asimovian, As for myself, I’m being dead serious. Not to mention his previous thread about waking up to find a 15 yo girl down your pants fondling your junk, “what would you do?”
I mean c’mon. Common sense tells you all you need to know if you’re in those situations, even hypothetically. That is, unless you might be a bit sociopathic, in the clinical sense.
What the everlasting fuck? How is this even a question?
Edit: and you see how the women responders have a 50/50 chance? So yeah, you’d have a 50/50 chance of continuing sex with someone who doesn’t want you to. How do you like them odds?
Just my humble opinion, of course, but this question is appalling.
The OP can defend himself as he will.
When I saw the thread I assumed it was loosely prompted by this recent thread Is this rape? (*Don't Need Answer Fast*) - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board which amounts to “Drunk people have sex. Rape or not?”
Which got a lot of different and changing opinions as the OPer slowly added more and conflicting info about his FOAF but probably real story.
Moving to The Pit.
Thank you. What a fuckin’ disaster of a thread. “Guys, you get the chance to rape your wife. Whaddya say, do you go ahead and rape her? She’s consented lots of times before!”
Jesus Christ.
Good call.
Ooh,* snap*!
Of course you stop and make sure she’s okay. If she can’t answer, you call 911. Is there really a question here?
As much of a question as one can type one handed while wanking with the other, I suppose.
Ah, yes, now that this is in the Pit, we can tell Shakes what we really think of him.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you pervy imbecile? Got any more jackass polls to try to jimmy up your reprobate morality?
About the only thing associate with Shakes is that he’s creepy about women. But he seems to be getting creepier and creepier.
Yeah. How long will the ambulance take?
I find it fascinating that you thought your word choice was going to be the most controversial aspect of this particular thread.
Now I know why they discourage husbands from riding in the ambulance. :smack:
You keep complaining ATMB about threadshitters. Dude, threadshitting implies that this thread didn’t start as a festering cesspool. Your question is asking people if under particular circumstances they’d rape their wives. How horrible of a human being do you have to be to think this is a legitimate question?
No I knew I was pushing boundaries, that’s why I started the thread. I expected there to be some civil back and forth on the issue.
I only pointed out the “coitus” part because people like to blame Sheldon Cooper for making this word a thing. I wasn’t particularly interested in that conversation.
Says you. Let’s ask the women who answered “Go ahead” if they think their husbands or BFs are raping them.
Shakes is like and old-world cartographer. He’s mapping the rapey geographic boundaries for the benefit and posterity for all those who wonder, “Just where can I get away with sticking my dick?”