Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish?

Keep in mind, this is your BF or Husband. The two of you have had consensual sex hundreds of times.

For whatever reason, your husband/bf dies mid coitus. You’re confident you only have about two or three pumps left before you get yours & thanks to rigor mortis, he is still hard.

Do you finish?

Are you retarded?

Yes because I can’t figure out how to make a poll. But feel free to use the options from this thread.

Rigor mortis doesn’t set in right away, and it affects muscles, which penises do not have.

In the magical world of hypotheticals, the penis stays hard after death.

Please don’t fight the hypothetical, sir.

Well if he is dead doubt he’d mind. It’s not like he passed out, that would be non-consensual!

I don’t think I would be, you know, in the mood. :dubious:

As long as I don’t have to eat his entrails at the same time.

Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish?

How did you hear about the death? Phone call, telegram?

One and a half internet for this man/woman/dog, on me.

She’s that close when suddenly something horrible happens to me. My facial expression gets all weird, my body jerks, and I groan one last time. Ummm how’s she supposed to tell I’m dead right away. :smiley:

You had a post-mortem bowel movement.

That’s hot!

Steaming, even…well, in Cleveland it would be, anyway

^this

You pull out and finish on her face if she normally won’t let you.

I think you’re in the wrong thread.

In this case, don’t fight the dead, hard penis.

In this hypothetical, am I a succubus who needs to steal a mortal man’s sperm in order to add the final ingredient to the Giant Death Golem that will conquer the earth and enslave humanity under the powers of Satan for all eternity?

If not, no.

nm