“Gee, Yogi. Mr Ranger isn’t gonna like that.” “Yey-hey-hey! Sca-rew Mr Ranger!”
“Raskolnikov!”
Knowing is half the battle.
We’re gonna need another Timmy.
From the Flintstones:
Everybody into the pewel
When I’m bringing a plate of food to the table I sing Here we come on the run with a burger on a bun
When my brother goes on vacation, the destination is always referred to as Shangra la ti da
From Looney Tunes:
A lot of mine have already been mentioned but I don’t think these were -
You were expecting maybe Umphrey Bogart?
Well I don’t mean <name of whoever we’re talking about> of Flatbush
When we see rednecks behaving badly I often sing Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl, jump all around like a flying squirrel
When combing my cat I say Now be a good little bunny AND GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN and when I’m trying to cuddle with him and he’s trying to resist I sing Sweetheart, Pepe LePew loves you.
Me too, but I’ll add:
“Reason #2: look what I can do.”
“Wait, wait. He’s got a point.”
“C’mon, men! Nobody lives forever!”
Y’all are messing up my work groove with these Emperor quotes!
……
This is his story.
Ooh, a leaf, I’m scared!
Grr (snort), I’ve gotta go clean something!
I don’t know about you, but I’m all funned out.
In a college chemistry lab, a student spilled NaOH all over his arm. Rather than rushing to rinse it off, he said in a Ralphie Wiggum voice, “That tastes like buuuurning.”
King Leonardo: That’s the most unheard of thing I ever heard of.
Well, if we’re counting Dinosaurs as a cartoon, that’s one of mine! Along with:
“This pan is pretty good!”
“I’m the baby—gotta love me!”
“There’s a Waffle House??”
Is there one like “shut up shuttin’ up”? I haven’t seen it firsthand but picked it up from a friend who said it a lot.
I also use “Who shot who in the what now?” when I don’t quite understand what someone is saying, and if something doesn’t go as planned I sometimes fall back on “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos”.
Of course you know, this means WAR!
Why for you bury me in the cold cold ground?
Eeyup.
It’s from a Bugs Bunny cartoon, “Bugs and Thugs”. Rocky (a gangster) had told Bugs to shut up, and Bugs had switched to babbling about how good he was at shutting up, which drew your quote from Rocky.
Here’s a clip of the relevant bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYa0jpGFUeY
“ya notice I didn’t say Richard?”
when issuing directions around entry systems.
I almost said that (with the appropriate accent) as an answer to a County Commissioner as I presented a plan amendment. On local govt TV.
I’ve been known to shout, “HASSAN CHOP!” when rolling to-hit with a big fighter-type character.
Marvin the Martians “Oh Joy” will escape my lips at (in)appropriate times.
I just wish I could make the hypno-sound.
Flintstones:
Hello Dum Dums
Yes Yes Yes No No No
Scooby Doo
Heads I Win Tails You Lose
Looney Tunes:
I’m lookin over a three leaf clover that I overlooked bethree
When I say Whoa I Mean Whoa
Kuzko: “Me cheesy no likey.”
Spongebob: “You’ve soiled it!”
My go to lines:
“That dog must’ve been sick” - Beavis & Butthead (whenever i see dog doo)
“I’m so hungry, i could eat at Arby’s” - Simpsons
Honorable mention for my dad’s sake:
“I want a whole lotta lumps!!” - Looney Toons
Mr. Burns, when his assistant Smithers hesitates to hand him a hacksaw to initiate his evil plan to transfer Homer’s brain into a robot: This isn’t rocket science, dammit! It’s brain surgery!
i wanna pet the llama…from Jimmy Neutron