Your Go-to Quotes from Cartoons (Childhood or Otherwise)

[robardin]

Ralph Wiggum:
I bent my Wookiee.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

Moe Szyslak, at his most romantic:
Don’t eat nothing for a few days! I’m gonna take you out for a steak the size of a toilet seat!

When I started [boxing], they called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

Lionel Hutz:
This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie, “The Neverending Story”.

Mrs. Simpson, you claim you simply forgot about this bottle of… delicious… bourbon. Brownest of the brown ales… What’s that? You want me to drink you? But I’m in the middle of a trial!

Oh, they left out all the punctuation from my ad. (Uses pen) It should read: “WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?** NO, MONEY DOWN!**”

Homer Simpson:
Purple counts as a fruit.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

If you hate your job, you don’t go on strike! You go in there every single day, and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way!

[though if on strike, be sure to chant:] WHERE’S MY BURRITO? WHERE’S MY BURRITO?

Kill my boss? – Do I dare to live out the American Dream?

German supervisor: Mr. Simpson, you have been safety inspector here for three years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
Homer: Uhh… All of them?
German supervisor: … I see.

[control-z]

Another Homer Simpson, chasing a dog who is chewing: “Stop that dog, he has my gum!”

[Mighty_Girl]

"Good news everyone! "

[Death_of_Rats]

Whenever someone mentions being/feeling lost my wife or I will respond with “Have you tried Hare Krishna?” from the Muppet Movie.

[AskNott]

Speedy Gonzalez, the fastest mouse in all Mexico:

Andale! Andale!

I like thees poosycat; he’s seely!

Popeye:

Bluto, singing, “Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise.”

At’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!

Quickdraw McGraw:

Ho-o-o-o-o-olt on thar!

Pickles:

Opal–“No, I can’t help you; I have COL.”

Earl–“COL?”

Opal–“Cat On Lap.”

Hanna-Barberra Dog:

Ruh-Ro!

[Carl_Corey]

Foghorn Leghorn:
“That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mash.”

The Tick:
"Gravity is a harsh mistress. "

[SCAdian]

“Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?”

“Boy, I say - I say, boy…”

[Cheez_Whia]

Bugs Bunny: “I shoulda stood in bed”.

[scabpicker]

Another one, whenever I drop something:

“C’mon gravity, you used to be cool.”

[terentii]

Popeye:

*“I yam what I yam, an’ that’s all what I yam!”

"Oh, you wanna** fight**, eh?

“Hmm, I don’t want it; I’ll give it to that guy!”

“Oh, help, Popeye! Stop him; he’ll be killed to death!”

“Oh, I’ll save ya for him, Olive!”*

[Roundabout]

The Simpsons

“Uhhh, I’m never eating chili again. OOH, chili!!!”

“Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all. Nothing At All! NOTHING AT ALL!!!”

“Ah! Stupid sexy Flanders!”

“This is the end of your loony tune, drugs bunny!”

“Gasp Lieutenant Smash!”

“That’s right. Lieutenant L.T. Smash!”

“I told you, I’m not Xena, I’m Lucy Lawless!”

“Le Grill? What the hell is that!!!”

Dexter’s Laboratory

“Dexter’s a cookie!”

“I’m not a cookie!”

"Smooth move, Dexter! Smooth move, Dexter!

“I am Yannie, the Yanitor!”

“Vengeance is sweet-a!”

"You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! And don’t forget; you are stupid!

“That’s Professor Hawk, shoobadee doobadee doo!”

Spongebob Squarepants

“Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!”

“FU-TURE!”

“Several bad puns later…”

“Have you finished those errands!”

“My name. is not. RICK!!!”

“Super Weenie Hut Junior’s?!!!”

Loony Tunes

“Yikes and away!”

“Ah, SHUT UP!”

“I say, I say!”

Courage the Cowardly Dog

“Return the slab!!!”

“What’s your offer?”

Dave the Barbarian

“I’m Chuckles, the silly piggy!!!”

[TreacherousCretin]

@johnpost

though maybe “That’s a joke, ah say, that’s a joke, son.”
another cartoon element borrowed from old time radio. in this case Foghorn Leghorn got it from Senator Claghorn on The Fred Allen Show,.

@Voyager

King Leonardo: That’s the most unheard of thing I ever heard of.

Leonardo, King of Bongo Congo. A mostly forgotten show that is the source of my most-used cartoon quote since I was eleven. The line I use is bolded.

“The Hunter” (a private detective Bloodhound, voice-acted by Kenny Delmar, who had also been the voice of the original Senator Claghorn) is talking to King Leonardo.

Hunter: “… That’s a joke, Son.”
King (bristling): “Don’t call me ‘Son’! Don’t you know I’m the King?”
Hunter (unfazed): “Why,** I call everybody ‘Son’, Sire. That’s a joke, Son.**”

My second most-used quote is 1930’s Fleischer Studio Popeye:
(sotto voce) “Izzat so?”

Also: “Kill the Wabbit”

[TubaDiva]

Scene: Concert band rehearsal.

We’re about to play a transcription of some classical work.

The conductor steps on to the podium.

I whispered to the tuba player next to me. “Leopold!”

The next person over, his eyebrows shot up. “Leopold?”

The guy next to him said with pride, “Leopold!”

The bass player next to him yelled, “LEOPOLD!”

Much laughter in the bass section.

I guess you had to be there.

But everybody knew it.

Bugs Bunny... "Leopold!"

TubaDiva
What DO they do on a rainy night in Rio?

[Slade]

You generally have to do both halves of this one yourself but, believe me, it’s worth it.

Elmer: “More bwiefing?”
Daffy: “More briefing.”

[terentii]

Mr Burns:

*“Tempting, tempting…”

“Ex-cellent!”

“Something gay, no doubt?”*

Homer, doing Mr Burns:

“Ex-actly. D’oh!”

[Balance]

@TubaDiva

I guess you had to be there.

Nice one.

What DO they do on a rainy night in Rio?

The same thing they do every night, Tuba.

[TreacherousCretin]

@TubaDiva

I guess you had to be there.

Nope. Made me laugh.

[chrisk]

One Simpsons line I use fairly often is “Hang those who talk of less!” Whenever referring to more of anything.

[BrotherCadfael]

“It’s low-fat!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…”

[Toxgoddess]

When someone (esp. the kids) tell me that I can’t do something or something can’t be done:

“There’s nothing in the rule book that says an elephant can’t pitch!”