It isn’t just you.
At my store we do catering in to doctor’s offices. A while back we had a lunch at a OB/GYN. The person doing the delivery left a 16oz container Ranch dressing in his car so after he was done setting up the order he ran back down to grab it. He said that when he walked in, with just this container of ranch dressing he was tempted to loudly say “Will this be enough, or do you need more?”
Dog drool; think “Turner and Hooch.”
Yes, I’m aware of my user name.
I don’t drool.
(Maybe on the pillow.)
This made my day. 
When I buy milk at the supermarket (in the plastic gallon jugs), I always go for the second or third one back, or farther. It’s not because I think it’s cleaner, it’s because I think it’s colder, and has been colder for as long as it’s been in the display case.
We customers are crazy.
The warm toilet seat doesn’t bother me, since the one ply of TP I put down first creates an impervious cootie-shield.
Science still can’t perfect such a perfect barrier, or so I tell myself.
Yeah, silverfish and gum gross me out too.
You’re not the only one, I’ve always hated it.
When I worked in retail a women handed me her hot sweaty boob money so I agree with EmilyG that it’s nasty.
Seeing and hearing some one gag is pretty gross.
I have to do a bit of computer support. Really folks, don’t treat your keyboard like it’s a McDonalds meal tray.
Why would the one in the back be cold for longer than the one in the front…which started out in the back?
I’ll give you that the expiration date is probably farther out, but I’m not following you on the colder thing. Reach in or walk in (loaded from behind), either way, I can’t make sense of that.
If you’re just thinking that the door opening and closing warms the front one, it’s not that the warm air only warms the front one and doesn’t move back further. Just like the cool air circulates in the entire case, any warm air that gets past the blowers circulates around the entire case as well.
Also, consider that ones in the back may have just been put in there and might have been out at room temp for the last 30 minutes while a busy clerk got side tracked. Now they’re going to get even warmer as you shop around in the store and drive home in your hot car. Based on that, you’d be best off taking the one in the front…that’s the one that’s been in the cooler the longest.
What? You must be thinking of another poster, because I’ve never even heard of sweaty boob money until this thread. But yeah, now that you mention it, it does sound gross.
Anyone with sweaty boob* money they do not want, PM me for my mailing address.
*man-boob money not applicable. offer not good in Georgia (either one) or the Czech Republic.
^ You’ll have to send him a post-dated Czech, instead.
It was some one else. I should have went back up and looked.
Those icky little wooden paddles some people use to eat ice cream. And ice that comes on wooden sticks.
They just totally gross me out.
Why Child at Post #26.
Me too. Dirty or greasy I can handle, but not sticky. It’s probably a good thing I never had kids.
A couple of people mentioned French kissing, I’m not a fan either. Oral sex is fine (more than fine actually :)) but keep your tongue out of my mouth.
Sweaty boob money is just gross. Sweaty sock money too. I used to work in a credit union and we’d always have people coming in fishing their money out of their bras, their socks, their shoes, God knows where else. Eeugh…
You’re right, that’s just nasty.
Years ago I worked in two different animal clinics for a total of 4 years as a receptionist/Veterinary Assistant. My colleagues were somewhat amazed that nothing seemed to gross me out.
Sometimes when we had unusual surgeries scheduled - anything beyond your run-of-the-mill neuter or spay - I’d ask for permission to watch. One time I went next door to the Chinese restaurant and purchased some lunch first. I stood on a chair in the corner of the room (well away from patient and Dr.) watching in amazement while enjoying some nice spicy Szechuan Beef. Even anal glands being expressed didn’t phase me. And believe me the smell is just horrid. Some of my coworkers took it as a personal challenge to try to find something, anything, that would make me say, “ewww, that is gross!” And one day it finally happened.
Maggots. Maggots in large pus filled abscesses on the base of a dog’s tail. First I heard and smelled them. Then saw about 50+ munching away on the rotting, bloody flesh of this poor K-9. Oh-my-god! SO GROSSS! They laughed and laughed and gave each other high-fives as I ran out of the back gagging.