I had a nasty one at the airport years ago, but I was starving, and there was nothing better available. It had to have been sitting there in the warmer since the Truman Administration.
Least favorite hot dog you’ve ever eaten?
Tofurkey dog.
Least favorite car currently in production
Toyota Yaris. Just doesn’t feel well-built, nor does it feel safe to drive.
Least favorite stand-up comedian?
Emo Philips. Unfunny in spades.
Least favorite country western singer?
Billy Ray Cyrus. Cloying, moronic, boring.
Least favorite folk singer/artist?
Normally, I would agree with this, based solely on his stuff I’ve seen on tv. But I accidentally saw him live once at a teeny tiny club and he was in fact super dark and hilarious.
Anyway, carry on…
Elvis Costello when he thinks he’s being down-to-earth
Least favorite joke
The one about the woman with two black eyes. I don’t want to post the whole thing. PM me if you really honestly don’t know what joke I’m talking about.
Least favorite Partridge kid.
The first Chris. Never seemed happy, and never looked like he was really playing the drums.
Least favorite Brady Bunch kid?
Marcia, because Jan was my favorite.
Least favorite Brady Bunch episode.
Any episode that included Cousin Oliver. The Brady kids were fine on their own; they didn’t need another younger child to add “cuteness.”
Least favorite animated feature-length movie?
Ice Age 5. The impulse to laugh never once entered my wildest imaginations. And I understand it was supposed to be a comedy. (admittedly never saw Ice Age 3 or 4 but I doubt that would have mattered)
Least favorite 20th century fashion trend
70’s polyester leisure suit - does chemical castration come with that?
least favorite place to see advertisements
At public school stadiums.
Least favorite movie starring Julia Roberts
Hook - no reason, just keeping the thread from dying
Least favorite toy
I really don’t like fidget spinners. I think they’re stupid.
Least favorite makeup item?
Rouge. IMHO most women who use it, use too much.
Least favorite Moody Blues song?
“Your Wildest Dreams.” It’s too much like a pop song, and a far cry from the genius they showed in their earlier work.
Your least favorite condiment to put on a hamburger?
Pickles, assuming you are talking ab out condiments that normally are put on hamburgers. Otherwise, live oysters.
Least favorite kitchen knife.
Paring knife. It doesn’t do what it’s supposed to do very well, and it’s useless for anything else. It’s not even a good letter-opener.
Least favorite US coin, including ones no longer minted. You can even say the chain cent (the one with the really scary looking Liberty on it, nicknamed “The Blair Witch cent” in some numismatic circles) if you want.