Peeing all over the bathroom floor.
LF breed of dog?
Chihuahua
Least favorite soap scent
Limburger ‘n’ onions
LF breed of cat?
Any of the longhaired ones. I have enough trouble keeping up with the shedding done by my domestic shorthair cats.
Least favorite appetizer item at the local chain restaurant?
Appletizers from Applebee’s because of the stupid name
LF feature in your email app
The swipe-to-trash makes it easy to accidentally delete something. Although, there is an “undo.” That’s all I got. I actually love the app.
LF thing that ever happened to your face.
I just had dental surgery last month wherin they flayed open my gum and chiseled out a chunk of my skull. And while i was doped up and didn’t feel it, I was still awake and could feel and hear the crunching sounds.
Least fav thing you’ve ever seen.
It’s sad, so I’m spoilering it: My dog being put down. I didn’t want to watch, but she was a great dog, and deserved to be held and petted through it. I cried at first, but then I made myself stop, because it was upsetting her.
Oh. LF fictional band.
Nazgûl, from George R.R. Martin’s not-very-good rock/occult novel The Armageddon Rag.
LF real band?
There are lots of crappy garage bands I could pick from, but to choose from legitimate bands with lots of hits and a national following? I’d have to say Guns ‘N’ Roses. They annoy me for many reasons.
LF Sheldon Cooper moment.
The way he made Leonard wear an itchy sweater so Leonard could understand how he feels when his OCD doesn’t get resolved. Reminds me too much of my bipolar neighbor.
LF star who earns zillions at the box office
Jennifer Lopez
LF meal you ever ate.
All you could eat Seafood & Sushi, woke up eyes swollen shut my body so swollen, friend had to buy me a Moo~Moo to wear to the hospital ~Bad reaction
LF car you owned
1980 Pontiac Phoenix. Not the worst car ever, just the LF car I ever owned.
LF Agatha Christie detective.
Miss Marple, because her name sound like a cute euphemism for farting.
LF thing about Minneapolis Minnesota
Accents. Cold is a close second, but I have to go with accents.
LF thing about NYC.
Smelly subway in summer.
LF thing about LA?
Traffic
LF thing about Indiana (if you haven’t been there, take a guess).
That current Veep Mike Pence is a Hoosier.
Least favorite Marvel superhero?
Polaris, because “Lorna Dane” is such a stupid pun.
LF Schoolhouse Rock song.