Anything that is nothing more than an advertisement for a business. Put some thought into it and at least try to conform with the theme of the parade.
Least favorite breakfast cereal?
Shredded wheat. I haven’t eaten cereal in many years but back when I did I thought this type was rather tasteless.
LF household chore
Anything involving poop. Human or otherwise.
Least fav yard chore
Weeding
Least favorite cheese
bleu cheese - that shit is vile
lf sauce
The “red sauce” at the Gallaudet cafeteria. They put it on everything. It wasn’t marinara sauce, it wasn’t salsa, and it wasn’t gravy. The kitchen staff just called it “red sauce.” I have no idea what was in it. It tasted vile. I suspect it had a ketchup base, and a lot of the nasty DC water. But I don’t actually know. It might have been cornstarch, water, salt and red food coloring.
LF campus living experience.
Being a “Nomad” meaning you lived in other floors lounges, because of a lack of dorm space. It didn’t happen to me.
LF Ethnic food
squid - takes forever to chew
lf door
The door to the back room of our old house. We had three doors that all opened into a small space. It drove us nuts. One was an outside door, and one was the door to the basement. After 8 years, we finally got around to replacing the door to the room with a pocket door. We had to move a lot of wires, and it was a bitch. But the other option was to turn it around, which wasn’t an option, because then we couldn’t have a bed in that room, and then we wouldn’t have a bed for guests.
LF window.
bedroom , has sense been removed, dry rot
LF Month?
March-By that time the weather and just general wetness has driven me up the wall.
Least favorite cake filling
German chocolate icing.
LF kind of cookie.
Peanut Butter
LF comedy team
Franken and Davis
Even when I was 15 and would laugh at anything, I knew it was time to turn off SNL and go to bed when those idiots came on.
LF ice cream brand and flavor
I’m crushed. I remember them on Flip Wilson in the early 70s. They did an impression of the Poseidon Adventure where Al stood on his head and Tom threw a glass of water on him.
Isaly’s peach. Bleccccccccch.
LF snack cracker?
Not-kosher-for-Passover matzah, the point of which fails me entirely. I hate matzah, and do not get why anyone would eat it except during Passover, when it’s a commandment.
LF clothing accessory.
Cufflinks. Too darn difficult.
Least favorite game in a casino?
Don’t like gambling, never play the lottery. Never been to a casino (they sound really unappealing), but just based on playing similar types of games at carnivals, Chuck E. Cheese, and “Casino Night” charity functions, where you go to lose, because the money goes to charity (I’d still rather just make a straight-up donation, but one doesn’t want to be a stick in the mud), I’d speculate that of all the games in a casino I would generally dislike, I’d out-and-out hate the roulette wheel.
LF game at a carnival.
Ring toss - more like ring bounce
LF James Bond actor